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it look nice? 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Bill Davis, Rupert Bellville and Ernest Hemingway dining at La Consula, 1959. Photograph in the Ernest Hemingway Photograph Collection, John F. 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Laboratory's Kinetoscope, what a movie theater looked like in 1891. 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reenactor</image:title><image:caption>Most of the fallen soldiers managed to stumble into the shelter of the covered bridge before breathing their last, but others were especially dedicated. And wearing authentic orange, plastic ear protection.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/dscn0835.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reenactment Celebration</image:title><image:caption>Huzzah!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/dscn0780.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cass River Colonial Reenactment poncho</image:title><image:caption>We attended our reenactment in period-appropriate plastic ponchos.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/runwayknights.gif</image:loc><image:title>runwayknights</image:title><image:caption>Thus began a long tradition of the very serious portrayal of Medieval knights throughout British culture.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-04-20T21:41:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2022/04/14/one-angry-egyptian-princess/</loc><lastmod>2022-05-21T04:50:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2022/04/07/bathed-in-journalistic-integrity/</loc><lastmod>2022-05-21T04:55:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2022/03/31/a-conflict-among-the-stars/</loc><lastmod>2022-04-01T00:38:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/01/02/my-babylonian-resolution/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/drawer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drawer</image:title><image:caption>The sad part is that I didn't have to stage this picture. I really probably should get more organized in 2020.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/new-years-day-4707619__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new-years-day-4707619__340</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/sleepy-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleepy christmas</image:title><image:caption>And I'm done. photo credit: Carol (vanhookc) &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/97651299@N00/11144415574"&gt;Dreaming of Dec. 25th&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-03-30T14:37:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/03/19/fake-it-til-you-make-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/homeschool2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>homeschool2</image:title><image:caption>Hang in there. We'll all be back to our normal routines eventually. photo credit: woodleywonderworks &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/73645804@N00/3722745648"&gt;first drop of water is the best drop of water&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/homeschool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>homeschool</image:title><image:caption>If you're not used to it, working from home can be tough for everybody. photo credit: woodleywonderworks &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/73645804@N00/4274040778"&gt;boy, with homework&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/david_by_michelangelo_fir_jbu013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>'David'_by_Michelangelo_Fir_JBU013</image:title><image:caption>I mean he really was a pretty good sculptor. David by Michelangelo. Jörg Bittner Unna / CC BY (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/sistine_chapel_ceiling_photo_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sistine_Chapel_ceiling_photo_2</image:title><image:caption>You might have heard of this little thing he did over in Vatican City. Sistine Chapel Ceiling painted by Michelangelo. By Aaron Logan, from http://www.lightmatter.net/gallery/italy/4_G &amp; Talmoryair / Public domain</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-03-28T21:26:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/03/26/advice-for-good-health-from-1838/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/readatnight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>readatnight</image:title><image:caption>Not to question a doctor who attended almost a full year of medical school, which is still almost a year more than I did, I actually recommend this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/bloodletting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bloodletting</image:title><image:caption>At least no one is suggesting this is a good idea anymore. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/journal-2850091__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>journal-2850091__340</image:title><image:caption>Even my attempt to journal about the experience of living in this strange time (for the benefit of future historical fiction writers) has been sporadic at best.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-03-15T20:14:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/04/16/modern-day-plague-fashion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/homemade-mask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>homemade mask</image:title><image:caption>I might be smiling, But you'll never know.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/dr-smurf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dr smurf</image:title><image:caption>The less frightening garb of the modern, much more competent, plague doctor. Still a little scary, but much better.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/plague_doctor_drawing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Plague_doctor_drawing</image:title><image:caption>And in case you had just a little bit of hope you might power your way through the plague, here comes this terrifying creature to make sure you're nice and comfortable and scared out of your mind.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-03-15T20:12:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/04/23/click-to-buy-one-size-fits-no-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/sears-home.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sears home</image:title><image:caption>I don't even like ordering socks! By Sears, Roebuck &amp; Co. - Sears Roebuck Catalog (1922), Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=9877226</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/mall-sears.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mall sears</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, it’s got to be one of the biggest business miscalculations of all time that instead of becoming the premier online catalog behemoth, Sears went the way of the empty mall anchor store. photo credit: jjbers &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/148374920@N02/32575323467"&gt;Closing Sears (Crystal Mall, Waterford, Connecticut)&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/sunglasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunglasses</image:title><image:caption>This is just the kind of picture that would make me think ordering a pair of giant blue framed sunglasses would be a great idea. It wouldn't be. Right?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-03-15T20:10:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/04/30/shave-and-a-haircut-and-a-tooth-extraction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/haircut-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haircut</image:title><image:caption>I was glad I had a brave guinea pig. Look at those hands—steady as a surgeon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/haircut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haircut</image:title><image:caption>Standard issue surgical equipment. photo credit: Cross Duck &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/18909153@N08/49696705061"&gt;Social distancing drives you up the WAHL&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/barber-pole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barber pole</image:title><image:caption>In some sates there are tight regulations about what kinds of businesses are allowed to hang a barber pole. Good thing, too. No one wants to accidentally wander into a beauty shop for an amputation. photo credit: Singing With Light &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/11384441@N06/3083745545"&gt;Haircut time&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-03-15T20:09:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/05/07/meanwhile-ufos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/blue-angel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blue angel</image:title><image:caption>A much more intimidating Hornet. photo credit: wbaiv &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/9998127@N06/48831489446"&gt;Blue Angels Fleet Week SF 2015 DSC_0670 (1)&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/ufo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UFO</image:title><image:caption>As the US Navy is quick to point out, "UFO" doesn't necessarily mean alien spacecraft. It just means it could be a swarm of murder hornets for all we know. George Stock [4] / Public domain</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/asian-giant-hornet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>asian giant hornet</image:title><image:caption>I mean, I'm not saying it wouldn't make me a little nervous to meet this thing in a dark alley, but it's possible we're being a tad overdramatic here. Asian Giant (MURDER) Hornet. Thomas Brown / CC BY (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-03-15T20:08:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2022/03/17/notice-shenanigans/</loc><lastmod>2022-07-16T16:26:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/05/14/no-one-can-say-i-didnt-dance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/dance-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dance 2</image:title><image:caption>Actually there's no chandelier in my living room and we probably look more like this. Also, one of those two statements is true. photo credit: Pat McDonald &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/58141116@N00/48186434211"&gt;Together&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/dance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dance</image:title><image:caption>In my head we look like this. And there's a chandelier in my living room. Image via Pixabay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/micsing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>micsing</image:title><image:caption>This does look like it might not sound so good. But it also looks fun. Image via 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2022/01/06/just-the-cutest-little-poofy/</loc><lastmod>2022-02-17T14:13:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2022/01/27/cause-i-eats-me-spinach/</loc><lastmod>2022-04-09T11:21:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2022/02/03/a-shakeup-in-the-weather/</loc><lastmod>2022-03-11T00:37:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/12/10/b-boys-go-down-for-gold/</loc><lastmod>2022-02-17T13:59:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2021/07/29/an-exhilarating-fight-to-the-death/</loc><lastmod>2022-02-17T13:56:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/02/13/and-then-ninety-two-years-later/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/soccer-header-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccer header</image:title><image:caption>Image courtesy of tpsdave via Pixabay.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/football-concussion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>football concussion</image:title><image:caption>Image courtesy of tpsdave, via Pixabay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/boxing-punch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boxing punch</image:title><image:caption>Image courtesy of Skeeze, via Pixabay.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-02-17T13:40:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/01/26/the-rich-bird-like-timbre-of-the-fourth-grade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/henry-viii.jpg</image:loc><image:title>henry-viii</image:title><image:caption>This man would have rocked Harry Champion's "I'm Henery the Eight, I am" on the recorder.    Hans Holbein the Younger (1497/1498–1543) [Public domain or Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/recorderbagpipe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>recorderbagpipe</image:title><image:caption>I think my biggest fear is that this new obsession with the recorder may rekindle his interest in the bagpipe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/worstinstrument.jpg</image:loc><image:title>worstinstrument</image:title><image:caption>Still the most unpleasant instrument in the world. photo credit: PeterThoeny &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/98786299@N00/30906986741"&gt;Care for a scotch whiskey?&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a 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Big Foot loves SPAM. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/spamfront1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spamfront</image:title><image:caption>In case you can't read it, that phone number is 800-LUV-SPAM, so you can get all of your SPAM and SPAM Museum-related questioned answered. I'm sure you have many. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/spammap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spammap</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-18T13:37:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2021/02/04/which-commercial-will-you-root-for/</loc><lastmod>2021-02-05T15:37:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2021/01/28/life-stinks-deal-with-it/</loc><lastmod>2023-02-05T19:23:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2021/01/07/like-a-bat-out-of-hell/</loc><lastmod>2021-03-26T06:56:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/12/13/interview-with-a-krampus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/krampuswarning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>krampuswarning</image:title><image:caption>Krampus is useful if you need to keep the kiddos out of the room where the Christmas gifts are hidden.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/carolers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carolers</image:title><image:caption>I would give these people figgy pudding if they showed up on my doorstep.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/krampus2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>krampus2</image:title><image:caption>One Christmas tradition I think I could do without.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-12-03T14:49:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/12/03/cookie-problem/</loc><lastmod>2021-03-05T11:41:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/11/12/the-weeks-not-over-yet/</loc><lastmod>2020-11-16T20:09:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/10/01/socially-distant-zombies/</loc><lastmod>2020-10-03T20:21:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/09/24/a-not-so-sticky-post/</loc><lastmod>2020-10-01T00:32:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/09/10/hat-smashing-shenanigans/</loc><lastmod>2020-09-12T00:38:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/09/03/i-can-can-can-you/</loc><lastmod>2020-09-05T01:59:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/08/20/the-greatest-travel-monkey-ever/</loc><lastmod>2020-08-20T22:16:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/08/06/shake-it-off/</loc><lastmod>2020-08-13T22:06:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/07/30/authors-recognition-award/</loc><lastmod>2020-08-11T12:56:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/07/09/an-unexpected-need-for-change/</loc><lastmod>2020-07-10T10:58:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/06/25/beer-pumpkins-and-other-blue-things/</loc><lastmod>2020-06-25T23:35:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/06/11/9972/</loc><lastmod>2020-08-05T02:50:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/04/09/puzzled-over-the-novel-corona-virus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/puzzle-shelf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puzzle shelf</image:title><image:caption>It is my sincere hope we don't make it through all of these before this is said and done.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/puzzleunfinished.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puzzleunfinished</image:title><image:caption>My current living room situation. The dog is loving his puzzle table den.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/puzzlemania.png</image:loc><image:title>puzzlemania</image:title><image:caption>Just some of the social isolation shenanigans that have occurred in my living room in the last few weeks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-13T21:10:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/04/02/my-immediate-travel-plans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/live-reading.png</image:loc><image:title>Live Reading</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/travel-778338__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>travel-778338__340</image:title><image:caption>Someday this will be me again.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/semicolon.png</image:loc><image:title>Semicolon</image:title><image:caption>An artist's rendering of the approximate geographical shape of San Serriffe, featuring the islands of Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/zoombeach.png</image:loc><image:title>ZoomBeach</image:title><image:caption>This is the island beach from which I will be attending all Zoom meetings, as soon as I can figure out how to do it. It's probably Cocobanana.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-02T23:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/03/12/the-greatest-necessity-of-the-age/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/launchingsheep-coverimage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LaunchingSheep-CoverImage</image:title><image:caption>As the not-so-sage author of a book classified by some as a “bathroom reader,” I want to reassure you that should you need to sacrifice a few pages, I anticipate no supply issues for replacement copies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/tp-toll-patent.png</image:loc><image:title>tp toll patent</image:title><image:caption>Obviously this patent drawing has something to add to the over/under toilet paper roll debate, but I tend to avoid controversy on this blog and so I'll refrain from pointing out the correctness here. Seth Wheeler / Public domain</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/toilet-paper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toilet paper</image:title><image:caption>I’m not worried about running out. My own great state of Missouri is home to the world’s largest roll of toilet paper, a two-ton testament to hygiene, created by Charmin and housed at the Ripley’s Museum in Branson. photo credit: derekGavey &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/45170709@N06/4300871207"&gt;An Ecological Conundrum&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-15T14:08:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/03/05/more-brains-than-any-two-engineers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/rooster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rooster</image:title><image:caption>Maybe the rooster was lucky on a bridge crossing because he already had so much experience crossing the road? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/caisson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>caisson</image:title><image:caption>Inside views of the East River Bridge caisson, Brooklyn, N.Y. 1870. Miscellaneous Items in High Demand, PPOC, Library of Congress / Public domain</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/tacoma-bridge.gif</image:loc><image:title>tacoma bridge</image:title><image:caption>A suspension bridge not completed by Emily Warren Roebling. Tacoma Narrows Bridge failure (1940).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/emily-roebling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emily Roebling</image:title><image:caption>Emily did give birth to the couple's only son in 1867 so I suppose engineering wasn't the ONLY thing they did on their honeymoon. Carolus-Duran / Public domain</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-07T03:01:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/02/27/an-extra-day-and-a-hot-mess/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/gregory-xii.png</image:loc><image:title>Gregory XII</image:title><image:caption>Pope Gregory XII, a man whose calendar was not a hot mess. Justus van Gent / Public domain</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/groundhog-4814471__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>groundhog-4814471__340</image:title><image:caption>Any month that starts off with a groundhog is pretty okay in my book. Picture by hatlerbratton, via Pixabay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/julius-caesar-death.jpg</image:loc><image:title>julius caesar death</image:title><image:caption>Julius Caesar wishing February had been a little bit longer, because March wasn't looking so good for him. Vincenzo Camuccini / Public domain</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-28T21:44:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/02/20/a-blog-tour-in-the-bag/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/smokebigbook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SmokeBigBook</image:title><image:caption>Me without a paper bag on my head, and feeling just the tiniest bit uncomfortable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/paperbagcraft.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paperbagcraft</image:title><image:caption>And obviously some people have also spent way more time thinking about uses for paper grocery bags than I have. But this is cool! photo credit: georigami &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/69208357@N00/49484922218"&gt;Andrew Hudson's Nova Bind&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/paperbaghead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paperbaghead</image:title><image:caption>photo credit: Flооd &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/97223988@N00/6854990320"&gt;How You Doin'?&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-02T05:13:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/02/06/9743/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/bomsmoke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BoMSmoke</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/smoking-gun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smoking gun</image:title><image:caption>photo credit: AppleDave &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/9772804@N05/2814789540"&gt;Smoking Gun&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/tweet-this.png</image:loc><image:title>Tweet this</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-13T14:23:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/01/30/four-score-and-seven-words-to-go/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/gettysburg-address-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gettysburg address</image:title><image:caption>Lincoln's in there somewhere making a few appropriate marks. Just upper left of center, I think. Photographer attributions vary from unidentified (William Frassanito) to Mathew Brady (NARA) and  David Bachrach (1845-1921) (Center for Civil War Photography). [Public domain]</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-13T05:13:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/01/23/four-wheels-and-a-hint-of-danger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/little-driver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_MG_2365</image:title><image:caption>How I see my teenager when he sits behind the wheel. photo credit: Alex E. Proimos &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/34120957@N04/6926000084"&gt;Learning to Drive&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/permit-driver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>permit driver</image:title><image:caption>Our version of a crier on a bicycle. Trouble is you don't see it until he's already driven past.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/ford_quadricycle_crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ford_quadricycle_crop</image:title><image:caption>If I saw this coming down the road I'd probably get out of the way. Ford's Quadricycle. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-30T15:56:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/01/16/whats-in-a-name/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/mlk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mlk</image:title><image:caption>Martine Luther King, Jr. National Archives at College Park [Public domain]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/martin_luther_1529.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Martin_Luther,_1529</image:title><image:caption>Martin Luther, by Lucas Cranach the Elder [Public domain]</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-21T02:45:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2020/01/09/what-to-do-in-the-meantime/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/smokefrontcover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SmokeFrontCover</image:title><image:caption>Coming soon!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/voynich2.png</image:loc><image:title>Voynich2</image:title><image:caption>Ohhhh… so that's what it says. Excerpt from the Voynich Manuscript. Public Domain, Wikimedia Commons. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/voynich1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Voynich1</image:title><image:caption>I chose not to highlight one of the illustrations with naked ladies, as this is a family-friendly blog. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-21T15:25:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/12/12/i-said-the-cow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/cow-1530609__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SONY DSC</image:title><image:caption>Maybe cows white and red in 12th century France? Or couldn't the cow all white and brown have given the baby a place to lay down?  Just  thought. photo credit: Hindrik S &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/63991153@N00/4882123034"&gt;hey man&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/choral-3871734__340.png</image:loc><image:title>choral-3871734__340</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-17T19:54:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/12/05/bravely-throwing-out-a-piece-of-the-soul/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/equation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>equation</image:title><image:caption>Best mathematical mystery I read this year. That's a thing, right?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/boneshaker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boneshaker</image:title><image:caption>The best steampunk I read in 2019.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/mymothershouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mymothershouse</image:title><image:caption>A memoir I liked a lot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/attachments-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>attachments</image:title><image:caption>A romance I quite enjoyed this year.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-06T04:13:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/11/14/handkerchiefs-ribbon-and-necessity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/bride-727004__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bride-727004__340</image:title><image:caption>I bet she's not wearing a corset, either. Image courtesy of Pixabay.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/corset-2809179__340.png</image:loc><image:title>corset-2809179__340</image:title><image:caption>Ouch! Image courtesy of Pixabay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/brassic3a8re_-_mary_phelps_jacob.png</image:loc><image:title>Brassière_-_Mary_Phelps_Jacob</image:title><image:caption>So much better than a corset. By Mary Phelps Jacob - Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-15T06:05:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/11/07/november-is-for-beards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/realbeardlincon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>realbeardlincon</image:title><image:caption>Bewhiskered Lincoln in 1863. It takes a wise president to embrace criticism about his hair. By Alexander Gardner, Public Domain</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/bearddrawlincoln.png</image:loc><image:title>bearddrawlincoln</image:title><image:caption>Now, who's that handsome, bearded gentleman? By T.P. Pearson, Public Domain.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/beardless-lincoln.png</image:loc><image:title>beardless lincoln</image:title><image:caption>Lincoln in 1858, in need of a beard. By T.P. Pearson, Public Domain</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-05T15:52:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/10/31/where-can-i-find-a-ghost-like-that/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/ouija-board-4553829__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ouija-board-4553829__340</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/typewriter-584696__340.png</image:loc><image:title>typewriter-584696__340</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/pearl_curran.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pearl_Curran</image:title><image:caption>Pearl Curran too the term "ghostwriter" to the next level. by Walter Franklin Prince [Public domain]</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-05T15:51:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/10/24/the-great-pumpkin-and-the-good-candy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/halloween-candy-1014629__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halloween-candy-1014629__340</image:title><image:caption>There's no candy corn or weird black and orange taffy at this house. Public Domain, via Pixabay.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/cutepumpkin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cutepumpkin</image:title><image:caption>Looks like a pretty great pumpkin to me. Public Domain, via Pixabay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/greatpumpkin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greatpumpkin</image:title><image:caption>I don't typically decorate for Halloween, but this I could get behind. It would go well with all the creepy goblins and grave stones in my neighbors' yards. Public Domain, via Pixabay</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-25T16:31:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/10/17/wu-whats-up-with-this-arg-acronym-rich-environment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/spelling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spelling</image:title><image:caption>It's shocking, really, how much time we waste in classroom teaching kids basic spelling and speaking skills. Like they'll ever use them in RL. photo credit: PlusLexia.com &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/153278281@N07/26765655609"&gt;Spelling&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/text.jpg</image:loc><image:title>text</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if whatever he's typing with his thumbs has the recipient responding with a ROTFLUTS. Though I admit I've never seen anyone rolling on the floor laughing unable to speak because of a text message.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/troosevelt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TRoosevelt</image:title><image:caption>President "Rucevelt," who IMHO may have overreached a little in this instance.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-21T21:53:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/10/10/why-does-my-wrist-hurt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/douglas_adams_portrait_cropped.jpg</image:loc><image:title>douglas adams inspired "Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy" H2G2</image:title><image:caption>Douglas Adams, the man behind the nerdy obsession with the number 42. Michael Hughes [CC BY-SA 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/dontpanic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dontpanic</image:title><image:caption>Good advice for 42-year-olds as well as intergalactic hitchhikers. photo credit: artnoose &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/37625203@N00/38477090710"&gt;Don’t panic with blue envelope&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/hitchhikers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hitchhiker's</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-21T03:38:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/10/03/why-i-want-to-be-a-science-y-lemming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/alone-480474__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alone-480474__340</image:title><image:caption>Admittedly this doesn't look like as much fun as jumping off a bridge, but it doesn't look so terrible, either.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/oscar-3679610__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oscar-3679610__340</image:title><image:caption>And the award for Best Animal Cruelty in a Nature Documentary goes too. . . </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/jump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jump</image:title><image:caption>I mean, it looks fun, yeah? photo credit: jeffschwartz &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/44243631@N00/2243680"&gt;decisive moment&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/lemming_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lemming_(1)</image:title><image:caption>Lemming not in the process of committing suicide. Argus fin [Public domain]</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-15T04:45:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/09/26/outsmarting-sawdust-and-dog-hair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/vacuum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vacuum</image:title><image:caption>So far the new vacuum really sucks, which in this case, is a good thing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/ozzie-sleeping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ozzie sleeping</image:title><image:caption>This has been a sleeping-on-top-of-your-blanket kind of a fall. Also, you may not be able to tell from this picture, but I'm pretty sure this dog is practically bald.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/melville-bissell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Melville Bissell</image:title><image:caption>Melville Bissel, a man who outsmarted sawdust because his wife told him to. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-09-27T02:24:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/08/31/game-of-allergens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/onthethrone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>onthethrone</image:title><image:caption>No throne is worth intenstionally exposing yourself to a known allergen. But maybe it's worth a curse or two? If you have dragons.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dragon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragon</image:title><image:caption>I suspect I'm allergic to dragons. photo credit: SnoShuu &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/85888233@N00/356438579"&gt;Dragon&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/richardthird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>richardthird</image:title><image:caption>Described by his detractors as a hunch-backed and deformed troll-ish sort of a man, Richard III was probably just a normal-ish looking guy. Unless you gave him strawberries. By Unknown, British School - Royal Collection of the United Kingdom, Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-05-05T18:51:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/09/19/bobbling-along-with-style/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/cardinal-bobbleheads-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cardinal bobbleheads</image:title><image:caption>My husband is fond of saying, "There's no more agreeable activity than dusting a collection of bobbleheads."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/japanesebobblehead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>japanesebobblehead</image:title><image:caption>This is a Japanese "nodder" doll that dates to the 16th century, though bobblehead-style dolls are probably older than that.  Cleveland Museum of Art [CC0], Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/popebobblehead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>popebobblehead</image:title><image:caption>This could be yours for just $19.99 on Amazon right now. No, seriously.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-09-20T01:23:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/09/12/stupid-holidays-but-milkshakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/blender.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blender</image:title><image:caption>I received this Hamilton Beach blender as a wedding gift more than 19 years ago. To the best of my knowledge it has only ever been used to make chocolate milkshakes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/shake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Father's Day Chocolate Milkshake with Bokeh</image:title><image:caption>I'll celebrate that. photo credit: marrngtn (Manuel) &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/45359770@N00/2582340425"&gt;Father's Day Treat&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-09-12T21:28:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/09/05/research-cannons-and-great-big-nerds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/cannon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cannon</image:title><image:caption>I probably won't face cannon fire to gain access to the archive material I need, but if I make a historical mistake in my novel all bets are off.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/star-wars-1724901__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star-wars-1724901__340</image:title><image:caption>Darth Vader. Also probably no match for a determined archivist with a cannon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/samuel_houston.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Samuel_houston</image:title><image:caption>Sam Houston, a man who is no match for a determined archivist with a cannon. By National Portrait Gallery of Distinguished Americans. Philadelphia: D. Rice &amp; A. N. Hart, 1854., Public Domain</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-09-06T17:04:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/08/29/the-queen-of-strength-and-beauty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/sandwina2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sandwina2</image:title><image:caption>She's lifting three grown men. And she's wearing heels. I'd say the title of queen is well deserved. Bain News Service, publisher [Public domain]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/sandwina1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sandwina1</image:title><image:caption>Also known as the "Lady Hercules," Katie Sandwina was known for being feminine as well as uncommonly strong. University of Washington [Public domain]</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-31T00:17:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/08/22/ford-edison-and-the-quest-for-the-worlds-largest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/vagabonds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vagabonds</image:title><image:caption>Guinn's book peeks behind the scenes of these early road trips to explore the motives and strong personalities behind them. It's a great read!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/redwing-1294702_960_720.jpg</image:loc><image:title>redwing-1294702_960_720</image:title><image:caption>Minnesota is the home to many of the world's largest road trip attractions, including both the biggest ball of twine in Darwin and this enormous boot in Redwing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ford_1921.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ford_1921</image:title><image:caption>Henry Ford and his family truckster. Henry Ford and the original family truckster. New York, Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/spam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spam</image:title><image:caption>Unfortunately, due to time constraints and general lack of family interest, I once again missed the Spam Museum in Austin, MN. photo credit: Dick Thomas Johnson &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/31029865@N06/25852586523"&gt;Monty Python's Spamalot at Akasaka ACT Theater&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-22T20:18:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/08/15/fruit-plants-cheap-coconuts-and-the-need-for-a-brilliant-editor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/commas-save-lives.jpg</image:loc><image:title>commas save lives</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/hidey-hole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hidey hole</image:title><image:caption>It's possible that I should also spend some time cleaning up the hidey hole in the basement.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/richardson.png</image:loc><image:title>richardson</image:title><image:caption>William Adam Richardson, probably not the best Secretary of the Treasury the US has ever had, and definitely in need of a brilliant editor. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-16T11:17:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/08/08/still-faster-than-spit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/schoolcraft.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schoolcraft</image:title><image:caption>Henry Rowe Schoolcraft, not too proud to stop and ask for directions. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/itasca2-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Itasca2</image:title><image:caption>Frankly I don't understand what all the fuss was about. There's a large sign. It makes it very easy to spot the source.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/itasca3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Itasca3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/itasca1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Itasca1</image:title><image:caption>Lake Itasca, and some very slippery rocks. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-31T13:03:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/06/27/a-super-historically-significant-tour-of-new-orleans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/cafedumonde.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cafedumonde</image:title><image:caption>There are other places in New Orleans well worth a visit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/royalpharmacy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>royalpharmacy</image:title><image:caption>Now the site of Royal Pharmacy in the French Quarter of New Orleans, this is allegedly where the world's first cocktail was mixed. Except it wasn't.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/ww2museum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ww2museum</image:title><image:caption>This museum is massive and still growing. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-28T00:18:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/06/13/why-hello-there-stanley-woo-hoo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/stanley-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stanley</image:title><image:caption>By Own work, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=1390419</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/premiere_coupe_stanley_1893.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Premiere_Coupe_Stanley_1893</image:title><image:caption>Original Stanley Cup - Library and Archives Canada, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=1516638</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-13T22:25:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/06/06/having-a-field-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/sock-256961__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sock-256961__340</image:title><image:caption>Field Day can get all kinds of crazy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/popsicle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>popsicle</image:title><image:caption>I mean, who doesn't love a good Popsicle?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/lasso-golf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lasso golf</image:title><image:caption>By far my least favorite Field Day game of all time. Oh the knots! By Wolff83 - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=21406979</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/icypops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>icypops</image:title><image:caption>Technically we did not hand out traditional Popsicles on sticks. These are less messy. And they come in blue flavor, which is evidently the favorite among the grade school crowd.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-08T02:14:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/05/23/schools-out-time-for-dessert/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/fritzs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fritz's</image:title><image:caption>Worth the wait.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/amelia-and-eleanor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amelia and eleanor</image:title><image:caption>Kindred spirits Amelia Earhart and Eleanor Roosevelt, a little underdressed here for a spontaneous night flight to Baltimore. By Harris &amp; Ewing - Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-23T23:21:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/05/09/gardening-for-beer-beer-for-gardening/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/beer-2439237__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer-2439237__340</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/friendshipbrew-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>friendshipbrew</image:title><image:caption>Most of my friends seem to prefer a local-ish craft beer. I won't argue with them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/pillbug_17152476067.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>I've never minded these fellas that much but if they're going to eat my baby plants, they can't stay. photo credit: Wanderin' Weeta &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/87137766@N00/3361778827"&gt;Big pillbug-3&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/gardenbeer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gardenbeer</image:title><image:caption>There are bugs in my beer garden. And hopefully, eventually vegetables, too. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-10T21:25:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/05/02/oh-i-see-what-he-did-there/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/tessandsteve.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TessandSteve</image:title><image:caption>The very gracious Tess Gerritsen with Sock Monkey Steve.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/cave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cave</image:title><image:caption>The bull is a bold and clever choice here. image via Pixabay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/light-bulb.png</image:loc><image:title>light bulb</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-02T22:14:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/04/25/no-news-is-good-news/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/kardashian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kardashian</image:title><image:caption>Some news I can definitely live without. photo credit: Eva Rinaldi Celebrity and Live Music Photographer &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/58820009@N05/8002632513"&gt;Kim Kardashian&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/news-mic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>news mic</image:title><image:caption>Most of the time I really would rather listen to piano music. photo credit: San Diego City College &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/79722705@N07/30846585997"&gt;2018-0510-SDCCRTVFx008&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/on-air.jpg</image:loc><image:title>on air</image:title><image:caption>The news never stops. Even when it does. photo credit: San Diego City College &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/79722705@N07/30846585557"&gt;2018-0510-SDCCRTVFx010&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-26T03:02:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/04/18/some-words-and-a-cough-drop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/cough-drops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cough drops</image:title><image:caption>So many choices! What a time we live in.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/edgar-allan-poe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Edgar Allan Poe</image:title><image:caption>EAP may not have been terribly photogenic, but he could be kind of funny when he had a mind to.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/mummy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mummy</image:title><image:caption>Can you even imagine? By jalvear - originally posted to Flickr as Mummy at Louvre, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=7141759</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-19T04:02:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/04/11/a-classy-post-about-a-loyal-dog-with-an-unfortunate-name/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/seamanpopcorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seamanpopcorn</image:title><image:caption>Purple Seaman on the streets of St. Charles. Seems a little unnatural.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/seamanpostoffice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seamanpostoffice</image:title><image:caption>A less classy blog might point out the humor in stating that you can find Seaman all over the city of St. Charles. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/lewisandclarktrail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lewisandclarktrail</image:title><image:caption>Seaman didn't make the trail marker, but we know he was there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/lewisclarkseaman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lewisclarkseaman</image:title><image:caption>Lewis and Clark and Seaman. St. Charles, Missouri. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-11T23:43:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/04/04/all-your-kazoo-questions-answered/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/electric-kazoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>electric kazoo</image:title><image:caption>I can honestly say I never imagined this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/wazoogle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wazoogle</image:title><image:caption>Kazoo + Wazoo Horn + Bugle Bell = Wazoogle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/kazoo-patent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kazoo patent</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-04T23:53:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/03/21/considering-poll-dancing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/phone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phone</image:title><image:caption>There will always be people (like me) who won't answer their phones.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/gofm-frontcoveronly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GofM-FrontCoverOnly</image:title><image:caption>I don't have cover art for the new book yet, but as the two novels are closely related, it will be something that jives with this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/george_gallup.png</image:loc><image:title>George_Gallup</image:title><image:caption>George H. Gallup. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-22T15:23:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/03/14/a-modern-day-not-a-fish-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/chicken-bones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicken bones</image:title><image:caption>Not a bowl of sardines.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/jonah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jonah</image:title><image:caption>Jonah is Spewed Forth by a Whale by Gustave Doré [Public domain]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/whale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whale</image:title><image:caption>Yes, dear reader, I am perfectly aware that this is a marine mammal and not a fish. Thank you for your concern.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/alien-birth.gif</image:loc><image:title>alien birth</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-15T22:09:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/02/28/wait-did-you-just-make-up-a-word/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/writer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>writer</image:title><image:caption>A writer looking for just the right word.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/dictionary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dictionary</image:title><image:caption>So many words. photo credit: Merriam-Webster Inc. &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/149964292@N05/34716435561"&gt;MW_Bookshelf_Unabridged_Vintage&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-02T22:45:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/02/21/revision-blogging-and-imaginary-fame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/mark_twain_circa_1890.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark_Twain_circa_1890</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/booktoursteve.jpg</image:loc><image:title>booktoursteve</image:title><image:caption>Steve the Traveling Sock Monkey is ready to go!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-26T05:50:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/02/14/huggin-it-out-for-millennia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/hug.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hug</image:title><image:caption>Pretty sure my stress level went down just looking at this picture. Courtesy of Pixabay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/lovers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lovers</image:title><image:caption>Lovers of Valdaro. Dagmar Hollmann [CC BY-SA 4.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0)], from Wikimedia Commons
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-07T10:06:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/02/07/the-greatest-shoe-buying-orgy-in-history/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/shoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shoes</image:title><image:caption>Not my closet. But it probably could be. Image via Pixabay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/shoe-rations2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shoe rations2</image:title><image:caption>By Unknown - https://collections.carli.illinois.edu/cdm/singleitem/collection/nby_teich/id/9676, Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/shoe-rations.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shoe rations</image:title><image:caption>By Charles Henry Alston, 1907-1977, Artist (NARA record: 3569253) - U.S. National Archives and Records Administration, Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-06-13T09:46:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/01/24/so-cold-the-secret-to-my-success/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/thermostat-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thermostat</image:title><image:caption>One study suggests that a third of all couples argue over the temperature setting in their homes, and 40% of women admit to secretly turning up the heat when their significant other isn't looking. photo credit: EE Image Database &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/142581977@N03/29102487381"&gt;Woman giving the thumbs-up sign and pointing to a thermostat on the wall in her home&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/ozziesun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ozziesun</image:title><image:caption>My dog's favorite solar powered heating system.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/space-heater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>space heater</image:title><image:caption>The secret to my success: a closed door and a space heater.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/office-attire.png</image:loc><image:title>office attire</image:title><image:caption>Dressed for a day at the office.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-31T01:55:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/01/17/dirty-man-in-the-snow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/mt-everest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mt everest</image:title><image:caption>If I were a large, possibly harry bipedal creature that may or may not in fact be a bear, I'd want to live here. Actually I wouldn't. Looks cold. Mount_Everest_as_seen_from_Drukair2.jpg: shrimpo1967derivative work: Papa Lima Whiskey 2 [CC BY-SA 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/bigfoot-1620140_960_720.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bigfoot-1620140_960_720</image:title><image:caption>Looks legit to me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/snowman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snowman</image:title><image:caption>The Abominable Snowman of the Midwestern US.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-09T18:37:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/01/10/clubbin-with-the-bookworms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/anne_hutchinson_on_trial.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anne_hutchinson_on_trial</image:title><image:caption>Anne Hutchinson on Trial for having the audacity to think. Book clubs are dangerous. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/book-club.png</image:loc><image:title>book club</image:title><image:caption>Image courtesy of Pixabay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/reader-group.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reader group</image:title><image:caption>It's fun to read with friends. photo credit: State Library of Queensland, Australia &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/32605636@N06/6752326963"&gt;Group of children sitting on the grass reading books, 1900-1910&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/commons/usage/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/gofm-frontcoveronly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gofm-frontcoveronly</image:title><image:caption>If you're having trouble, might I make a suggestion? It even comes with questions for discussion, suitable for book club gatherings.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-17T15:47:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2019/01/03/the-worlds-favorite-sociopath-a-goal-for-2019/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/sociopath-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sociopath</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/teeshirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teeshirt</image:title><image:caption>Never mess with a writer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Esherlock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Esherlock</image:title><image:caption>The game is afoot!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-17T00:31:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/12/20/superglue-bailing-wire-and-candy-cane-goo-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/20141211_105340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The most precious ornaments are always made with Popsicle sticks put together by little fingers.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/victoria_and_albert_christmas_tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Queen Victorian and Prince Albert gathered with their family around the Christmas tree.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/20141211_105159.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ours is not yet held together by bailing wire and hot glue, but give it time.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-20T20:22:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/12/11/superglue-bailing-wire-and-candy-cane-goo/</loc><lastmod>2018-12-28T12:53:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2013/12/05/on-dasher-on-dancer-on-prancer-on-vixen-on-dominick-on-snoopy-on-baron-von-richthofen/</loc><lastmod>2018-12-20T13:10:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/12/21/making-a-list-and-checking-it-twice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/raven.jpg</image:loc><image:title>raven</image:title><image:caption>A harbinger of death, and yet still less creepy than the elf on the shelf.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/santa-list.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santa list</image:title><image:caption>A good list makes a person smile, I always say.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/santa-cookies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santa cookies</image:title><image:caption>No wonder the poor guy binges on cookies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-20T12:57:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/09/06/because-reading-is-good-gentleman-of-misfortune/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/britishmuseummummy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Britishmuseummummy</image:title><image:caption>I'm not sure I would want to store this in my attic. By Ibex73 - Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=66245615</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/bookboxes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bookboxes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/tweet-graphic-3.png</image:loc><image:title>tweet-graphic-3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-17T15:15:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/12/06/i-hope-i-didnt-ruin-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/scrooge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scrooge</image:title><image:caption>I bet even this guy likes to watch Hallmark Christmas movies. photo credit: H. Bos &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/8032297@N05/23851723355"&gt;Dickens Festival 2015&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/decorating-christmas-tree-2999722__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>decorating-christmas-tree-2999722__340</image:title><image:caption>Every Hallmark Christmas movie also includes at least one whimsical scene in which a Christmas tree is decorated, and at least one person ends up wrapped in garland. And I love every moment. What?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-06T23:51:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/11/29/9215/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/egg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>egg</image:title><image:caption>I am probably not the person you want sneaking you hidden messages in prison.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/laptop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laptop</image:title><image:caption>Confession: One of my biggest fears is that I'll die with an unrevised novel on my hard drive and it will get published. Fortunately, I'm pretty sure my family knows better. Also I'm not famous enough for anyone to care what I have left unpublished. So, you know, thank goodness for that. photo credit: wuestenigel &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/30478819@N08/44372480764"&gt;Close Up of Woman's Hand on the Laptop at the Office&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/egg-head.jpg</image:loc><image:title>egg head</image:title><image:caption>16th century egg head Giovanni Battista della Porta. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-30T18:25:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/11/22/more-excuses-and-turkey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/happy-thanksgiving-3767426__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happy-thanksgiving-3767426__340</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/turkey-218742__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turkey-218742__340</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I do have more than one turkey.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-29T21:13:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/11/15/excuses-and-cocoa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/hot-chocolate-1908099__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hot-chocolate-1908099__340</image:title><image:caption>Some of the locals have taken to using the word "Snow-vember." I don't approve.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-15T21:32:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/11/08/like-sands-through-the-hourglass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/tv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tv</image:title><image:caption>Television added so much to the genre—like the long, poignant gaze off camera in the middle of a conversation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/days_of_our_lives_cast_1971.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Days_of_Our_Lives_cast_1971</image:title><image:caption>Days of Our Lives cast members from 1971. This was a good twenty years before I started watching, yet I know these characters. By NBC Television - Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/hourglass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hourglass</image:title><image:caption>For years I listened to the introduction to Days of Our Lives and I still don't get it. Does it mean our days go by fast? Or slow? Maybe it's that we don't get them back once they're gone? Or maybe it just means that if our story isn't working out we just flip everything on its head and give everybody amnesia and a fresh start.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-25T19:45:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/11/01/50000-words-and-lots-of-paint-dribbles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/mikey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mikey</image:title><image:caption>I bet this Michelangelo didn't start out thinking he was a ninja, either. photo credit: Gonmi &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/44048553@N03/7802308578"&gt;Tortuga Ninja&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/adam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adam</image:title><image:caption>This kind of iconic image is probably worth a few years of paint dripping on your face. Michelangelo [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ceiling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ceiling</image:title><image:caption>I mean for a non-painter, it's not really too bad. By By Aaron Logan, from http://www.lightmatter.net/gallery/italy/4_G &amp; Talmoryair [CC BY 2.5  (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5)], from Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-10T15:38:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/10/25/that-thing-i-just-had/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-08T12:27:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/10/18/the-second-best-creeptastic-hidden-ice-skating-rink/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/neighborhood-grave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>neighborhood grave</image:title><image:caption>The cemetery isn't nearly as scary as my neighbor's yard decked out for Halloween. I wouldn't ice skate there, either.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/skate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skate</image:title><image:caption>The real reason I don't ice skate in the cemetery at night is because when I skate it mostly looks a little something like this. But also it would be pretty creepy.  photo credit: vwcampin &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/125112383@N06/38483130195"&gt;Ice Skating&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/busch-mausoleum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Busch Mausoleum</image:title><image:caption>Fancy mausoleum of St. Louis Beer Baron Adolphus Busch. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-21T02:56:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/10/11/head-foot-awareness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/newfie1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newfie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/maneatingsquid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maneatingsquid</image:title><image:caption>Probably worth being aware of. At least for a few days in October. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/sqid.png</image:loc><image:title>sqid</image:title><image:caption>And what a beautiful picture it is. Public Domain, via. Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-22T22:54:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/10/03/long-overdue/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/librarybook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>librarybook</image:title><image:caption>Now that is an exciting thing to see in the library. Did you know many libraries will consider purchasing requests from patrons? Requesting that your local library purchase a book is a great way to help an author out. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/stack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stack</image:title><image:caption>Two weeks you say? Maybe just one more... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/georgewashington.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GeorgeWashington</image:title><image:caption>You gotta watch out for this guy. He chops down cherry trees. He doesn't return library books. What a jerk. By Gilbert Stuart - Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-06T01:17:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/09/27/celebrating-crack-the-code-day-with-17-kitten-gifs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/jean-franc3a7ois_champollion_by_lc3a9on_cogniet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jean-François_Champollion,_by_Léon_Cogniet</image:title><image:caption>Jean Francois Champollion. Not so good about sharing credit, but brilliant nonetheless. By Léon Cogniet - Musée du Louvre, Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/rosetta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rosetta</image:title><image:caption>The original Rosetta Stone has been on display in British Museum nearly continuously since 1802. This is a copy that was on temporary exhibit at the St. Louis Science Center. Still pretty cool, though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kitten.gif</image:loc><image:title>kitten</image:title><image:caption>I like you to much to make you look at seventeen of these. But it is pretty cute. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/pizza-emoji.png</image:loc><image:title>pizza emoji</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-29T22:25:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/09/20/on-fasting-fried-cheese-snickers-bars-and-charlatans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/hazzard.png</image:loc><image:title>hazzard</image:title><image:caption>If this woman invites you to dinner, you might want to eat a little something before you go. Linda Hazzard. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/nut-juice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nut juice</image:title><image:caption>There were some parts of Whole30 that were somewhat intolerable. Like Almond milk. A friend told me the reason it's called milk is because "nut juice" doesn't market well. But make no mistake. That is, in fact, what it is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/quackery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quackery</image:title><image:caption>If you enjoy stories about quacks like Hazzard and so many others, I recommend this book. It's a deeply disturbing, light read that will make you grateful you live in the 21st century, but also wonder, in a hundred years, which of our health pursuits will be considered unimaginable. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/whole30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whole30</image:title><image:caption>Whole30 is doable, but it definitely takes some planning and prep work. I like the food. The dishes, not so much.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-26T00:47:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/09/13/blurbs-the-word/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/freakgif.gif</image:loc><image:title>freakgif</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/martinblurb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>martinblurb</image:title><image:caption>Now that's a book blurb. Damn it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/emerson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emerson</image:title><image:caption>Emerson's response to Leaves of Grass. I'm  a little surprised Whitman could even read it. By Ralph Waldo Emerson, from the Library of Congress, Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-21T14:30:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/08/30/a-few-quiet-moments-under-a-mattress/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/pats-book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I Am Mrs. Jesse James</image:title><image:caption>The fictional Zee James. Also you may recognize the author whose insightful endorsement graces the cover. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/zerelda_zee_mimms_james.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zerelda_(Zee)_Mimms_James</image:title><image:caption>The real Zerelda "Zee" James. By Unknown - James Farm Museum, Kearney, Missouri, Public Domain</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-18T05:03:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/08/23/coming-soon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/popcorn-1615179__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buttery movie popcorn</image:title><image:caption>And now I'm wondering how popcorn became so linked to movies. I'm also a little bit hungry. via Pixabay</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-30T13:08:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/08/16/a-study-in-buttery-bovines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/iolanthe1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dreaming Iolanthe</image:title><image:caption>Dreaming Iolanthe, A Study in Butter. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/buttercowfront.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ButterCowfront</image:title><image:caption>An Illinois State Fair tradition since 1922.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/buttercowside.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ButterCowside</image:title><image:caption>If you look closely you can see a state fair goer at the window in the background, asking himself, "Can I go to the beer tent now?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-18T05:10:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/08/02/fun-with-elvis-in-the-toilet-paper-capital-of-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/elvis-937618__340.png</image:loc><image:title>Elvis Presley</image:title><image:caption>Something tells me this man never kept his hands on the lap bar.  Image via Pixabay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/zippinpippin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zippinpippin</image:title><image:caption>The kind of coaster that makes you want to gyrate your hips a lot. Apparently.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-07T18:33:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/07/19/from-amish-ladies-to-sexy-vampires-one-mustnt-judge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/gofm-frontcoveronly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gentleman of Misfortune</image:title><image:caption>A book that is obviously not a vampire romance. Don't worry, there's more information coming soon. For now, you can judge it by its cover.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/eliot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eliot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-21T23:47:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/07/12/attack-of-the-hons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/honey-pot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>honey pot</image:title><image:caption>It must be love. Photo via Pixabay.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/honey-bucket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>honey bucket</image:title><image:caption>I just don't recommend calling your loved one a "Honey Bucket." photo credit: magnetbox &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/35034345533@N01/2349079488"&gt;Honey Bucket&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/honey-cave-drawing.png</image:loc><image:title>honey cave drawing</image:title><image:caption>Sketch of Cueva Arana cave painting. By Achillea [GPL (http://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl.html)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-24T00:53:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/07/05/laying-off-the-rice-and-fish-a-summer-of-spontaneous-combustion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/charles_dickens_by_antoine_claudet_1852.png</image:loc><image:title>Charles_Dickens_by_Antoine_Claudet,_1852</image:title><image:caption>No way is this man going to let the truth get in the way of good fiction. Charles Dickens by Antoine Claudet, 1852. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/fire-person.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flames</image:title><image:caption>Pretty much what it feels like to live in the Midwest in July.  Image by geralt, via Pixabay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/spontaneous-combusion-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spontaneous combustion</image:title><image:caption>photo credit: Lynn Friedman &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/72959997@N00/4352390759"&gt;Dept of Spontaneous Combustion&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-06T00:48:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/08/14/absolute-leisure-and-peace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bear-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bear tree</image:title><image:caption>We didn't point out the bear markings to the boys until we were packing up the tent the next morning.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bison</image:title><image:caption>At times the wildlife was a little closer than we would have liked.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/stevepool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stevepool</image:title><image:caption>Even our travel companion Steve was a little apprehensive.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/rooseveltarch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rooseveltarch</image:title><image:caption>We entered the Yellowstone through the North Gate, called the Roosevelt Arch and dedicated by President Theodore Roosevelt on his 1903 visit. By Acroterion (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/presidentgolf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>presidentgolf</image:title><image:caption>By White House (Pete Souza) / Maison Blanche (Pete Souza) (The Official White House Photostream [1]) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-30T13:17:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/06/28/black-bears-on-the-move-suburban-shock-and-awww/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/bears.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bears</image:title><image:caption>Super huggable. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/black-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black bear in the suburbs</image:title><image:caption>Look at that cutie being all cute. But from a distance, okay? photo credit: RickyNJ &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/31892552@N06/34859497534"&gt;Black Bear&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/theodorerooseveltteddybear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TheodoreRooseveltTeddyBear</image:title><image:caption>I mean, who could shoot that?  [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-24T03:22:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/06/14/commas-and-em-dashes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/editing-1756958__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>editing-1756958__340</image:title><image:caption>This is not my novel. This is a picture from Pixabay. No sneak peeks! Unless you are the kind of person who likes to review books. If that's the case, we should talk.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-20T02:39:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/06/07/im-no-mozart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/mozart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mozart</image:title><image:caption>Why yes, I did find my blog topic in a random meme on Facebook. What? I looked into it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-07T23:06:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/05/31/the-father-of-wine-snobbery-and-pinterest-magic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/bottles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bottles</image:title><image:caption>Best. Aunt. Ever. Not that it's a competition. But it totally is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/entwine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>entwine</image:title><image:caption>This bottle was mocking me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/wine-snobs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wine snobs</image:title><image:caption>Don't get me wrong. I'm a big fan of drinking wine pretentiously. photo credit: NwongPR &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/79818543@N02/40151982800"&gt;The Somm Team&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/digby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>digby</image:title><image:caption>Sir Kenelm Digby, father of wine snobbery. [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-10T17:25:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/05/17/dirty-little-secrets-of-the-common-cold/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/sneeze2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sneeze2</image:title><image:caption>Ah...spring. photo credit: califmom &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/53356822@N00/11715575876"&gt;'Snot Funny&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-25T00:58:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/05/10/get-off-my-lawn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/grazing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grazing</image:title><image:caption>How people used to mow their lawns. Also against the rules of my HOA. Sigh.photo credit: Tambako the Jaguar &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/8070463@N03/2450477872"&gt;Grazing Highland cows&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/reaper-2026350__340.png</image:loc><image:title>reaper-2026350__340</image:title><image:caption>Medieval lawn care service. Or the black plague. It was hard to tell. Image via Pixabay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/weather-meme.png</image:loc><image:title>weather meme</image:title><image:caption>Actually the worst part may have been the steady stream of memes. So. Many. Memes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/levittown_houses-_loc_gsc-5a25988.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Levittown_houses._LOC_gsc.5a25988</image:title><image:caption>Nice lawns. By Gottscho-Schleisner Collection [Public domain or Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-25T18:42:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/05/05/yo-mama-likes-books-so-much/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/stone-tablet-2185080__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stone-tablet-2185080__340</image:title><image:caption>I have no idea what this says, but I bet it took a lot of work to carve it. I hope it's something more important than a joke no one will even understand in 3,500 years. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-05T18:24:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/11/08/so-you-see-it-could-be-a-lot-worse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/suitcase.jpg</image:loc><image:title>suitcase</image:title><image:caption>There could be some very valuable papers stuffed in a suitcase in someone's attic somewhere. photo credit: FUMIGRAPHIK_Photographist &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/124013470@N07/24712032323"&gt;Travel&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/ernesthemingway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ErnestHemingway</image:title><image:caption>Ernest Hemingway writing bigger and better things. (Public Domain)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/nano.png</image:loc><image:title>nano</image:title><image:caption>What's the best way to cope with losing a book? Write another one, of course!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-02T17:59:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/04/26/every-jiggly-step-i-can-get/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/broken-road.jpg</image:loc><image:title>broken road</image:title><image:caption>Who needs workout equipment? Picture by Antranias, via Pixabay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/treadmill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>treadmill</image:title><image:caption>I don't know...that looks like a lot of work. Picture by profivideos, via Pixabay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/belt-vibrator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>belt vibrator</image:title><image:caption>Her workout clothes are way fancier than mine. By Unknown - https://digitaltmuseum.se/021016402498/balstrackning, Public Domain, vis Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-23T15:54:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/04/19/when-the-band-begins-to-play/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/crazy-3126441__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy-3126441__340</image:title><image:caption>What I probably actually looked like.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/maestro-3020019__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maestro-3020019__340</image:title><image:caption>What I thought I looked like.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/band.jpg</image:loc><image:title>band</image:title><image:caption>By far the coolest hats in school. photo credit: Prayitno / Thank you for (12 millions +) view &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/34128007@N04/33845546971"&gt;Red Raider Marching Band Pulaski H.S. ~ Wisconsin&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-25T13:32:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/04/11/dancing-like-shes-never-danced-before/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/dancegif.gif</image:loc><image:title>dancegif</image:title><image:caption>If people around you start dancing for no apparent reason, I think you just have to go with it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/prom-2205139__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prom-2205139__340</image:title><image:caption>To be clear, I don't know any of these people, but don't they look nice?  photo by Ilhabela, via Pixabay</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-18T18:26:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/04/05/naked-with-lava-tude/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/dance-295134_960_720.png</image:loc><image:title>dance-295134_960_720</image:title><image:caption>The Internet is pretty quiet about how Lava Lamp Day was celebrated in 1965, but I imagine it looked something like this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/lavalamprow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lavalamprow</image:title><image:caption>Tech security company Cloudflare has a wall of of Lava Lamps in its San Francisco office that it uses to generate random seeds for its cryptography algorithms. Which is pretty groovy. photo credit: niwasan &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/44994993@N06/4376424507"&gt;Lava lamp Gallery - colección invierno 2009-2010&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/lava-lamp-gif-source.gif</image:loc><image:title>lava lamp GIF-source</image:title><image:caption>Groovy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-12T14:03:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/03/29/running-is-still-stupid-a-tale-of-perseverance-as-told-by-an-ugly-guy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/tortoise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tortoise</image:title><image:caption>Speedy. photo credit: Riccardo Palazzani - Italy &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/45503185@N06/38954316021"&gt;Testuggine delle Seychelles&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/lord-dunsany.png</image:loc><image:title>Lord Dunsany</image:title><image:caption>Lord Dunsany, looking very smug after killing off all the forest animals. By Bain News Service, publisher - Library of Congress Catalog, Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/bunnyrun.png</image:loc><image:title>bunnyrun</image:title><image:caption>I only run for the tutus.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-09T00:11:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/03/15/puritans-inhaling-swamp-gas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/foil-hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>foil hat</image:title><image:caption>This guy knows what I'm talking about. photo credit: c r i s &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/31154299@N00/2987200539"&gt;They're Coming To Take Me Away / 135.365&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/johnwinthrop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JohnWinthrop</image:title><image:caption>John Winthrop. If this man told me he'd been abducted by aliens, I'd probably believe him. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pig-roast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pig roast</image:title><image:caption>Maybe that fancy, dancy light was just the aliens' way of inviting the men to a pig roast. photo credit: eric dickman &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/27341692@N00/454280202"&gt;Pig Roast '05&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-25T00:07:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/03/08/tough-questions-on-the-way-to-school/</loc><lastmod>2018-03-25T03:41:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/03/01/basically-a-toddler/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/starlion.png</image:loc><image:title>starlion</image:title><image:caption>The saying, "March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb," may be astrological in origin. Or maybe some Sumerian blogger was just getting poetic. By John Hevelius 1690Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/mustard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mustard</image:title><image:caption>photo credit: Marthinshl &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/74467249@N02/26025811726"&gt;Heinz Mustard Heinz Mustard Photography IPhoneography Product Photography&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/lamb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lamb</image:title><image:caption>Awww. Photo courtesy of cathy0952, via Pixabay.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-10T01:26:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/02/22/there-be-dragons-at-the-edges-of-the-map/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/dragon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragon</image:title><image:caption>Okay, maybe they're not all scary. Image courtesy of 
cocoparisienne, via Pixabay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/globe.png</image:loc><image:title>globe</image:title><image:caption>Illustration of Hunt-Lenox globe.By Kattigara (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/komodo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>komodo</image:title><image:caption>Komodo Dragon. No wings. No fire breathing. Kind of cute in the zoo. Might just eat you if given the chance.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-23T14:35:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/02/15/gold-medal-throw-down-with-a-monk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/pieter-bruegel-winter-landscape.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pieter Bruegel Winter Landscape</image:title><image:caption>One of the earliest instances of curling caught on canvas, Winter Landscape with Skaters and Bird Trap By Dutch painter Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1565. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/hair-curlers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hair curlers</image:title><image:caption>Prior to 1998, the only thing that came to mind for most of us when someone mentioned curling. Image courtesy of oga_red, via Pixabay </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/curlers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>curlers</image:title><image:caption>Okay, it does look kind of fun. photo credit: Wyoming_Jackrabbit &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/46095695@N06/35240642995"&gt;IMG_1787&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-22T18:14:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/02/01/a-little-big-night-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/cellos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cellos</image:title><image:caption>The plural of cello can also be celli, but I think we can all agree that “2Celli” would be a stupid name. photo credit: misterlevel &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/30648150@N00/17541108795"&gt;IMG_0928&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/babyviolin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babyviolin</image:title><image:caption>I know string players tend to start young, but this just seems ridiculous to me. By Gaudenzio Ferrari - Church of St. Cristoforo, Vercelli, Italy, Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-02T01:49:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/01/25/you-probably-dont-give-a-flick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/wibbly-wobbly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wibbly wobbly</image:title><image:caption>To me it's really all just more wibbly-wobbly, timey- wimey stuff. photo credit: Rooners Toy Photography &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/44975833@N02/21327442438"&gt;The Victorious&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/time.jpg</image:loc><image:title>time</image:title><image:caption>So there are 42,336,000,000 flicks in a minute and 2,540,160,000,000 flicks in an hour, in case you do give a flick.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/facebook-1903445_960_720.jpg</image:loc><image:title>facebook-1903445_960_720</image:title><image:caption>How else would you ever keep track of the fascinating life of that counselor you met one weekend at Scout Camp?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-29T21:03:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/01/18/earthquakes-and-alien-probe-technology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/alien.png</image:loc><image:title>alien</image:title><image:caption>I just have to assume that if aliens have really been sending probes to Earth for at least hundreds of years, they aren't really in that much of a hurry to invade. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/meteoroid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meteoroid</image:title><image:caption>I'm a big fan of shooting stars, but I admit if I actually saw a huge one that exploded with a loud boom and an earthquake, I might get a little jumping. photo credit: tonynetone &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/26208889@N05/25208336338"&gt;meteorite hits Thunder Bay, Ontario&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/meteorite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meteorite</image:title><image:caption>If I'm honest, I probably have a lot of junk in my attic, too. Probably not from space, but still. photo credit: kakov &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/76641279@N04/39718341252"&gt;Chelyabinsk meteorite&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-19T03:00:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/01/11/rosewater-wine-sugar-and-tomato-sauce/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/steve-pineapple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steve pineapple</image:title><image:caption>I can't argue with this use of pineapple.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/charles-pineapple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charles-pineapple</image:title><image:caption>Charles II looking super excited to be receiving a pineapple. Hendrick Danckerts [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/pizza-hawaiian-1329621_960_720.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza-hawaiian-1329621_960_720</image:title><image:caption>Gross.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/washingtonpineapple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>washingtonpineapple</image:title><image:caption>I don't know if the rumor is true, but I think I'd like to live in a world where people used to rent pineapples in order to impress their friends.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-17T05:19:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2018/01/04/trendy-escapes-and-impressive-cleverness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/alcatraz11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alcatraz11</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Jon Sullivan, public domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/dummy_head.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dummy_head</image:title><image:caption>Dummy head found in Frank Morris's cell. Not bad at all for crude paper-mache. FBI, public domain</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/dscn0605-e1515076623536.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0605</image:title><image:caption>I the process of planning the escape room, I went from having never watched a full episode of Dr. Who, to becoming maybe a little bit slightly obsessed. It's delightful. Once you get past the weird sci fi stuff, it's completely delightful.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/dscn0580.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0580</image:title><image:caption>My crude paper-mache project was a piñata that the boys exterminated in less than two minutes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-17T21:04:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/12/14/what-the-cool-kids-are-up-to-this-christmas-season/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/dickens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dickens</image:title><image:caption>Charles Dickens, creating literary and holiday trends. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/dscn0552.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0552</image:title><image:caption>Today it's orange, which is not a very Christmas-y color. I think it wants to tell us a story that would be more fitting for Halloween.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/stranger-things1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stranger things</image:title><image:caption>This could be yours. https://www.ebay.com/i/382304200890?chn=ps</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-16T07:24:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/12/07/monks-make-wily-guards-and-santa-claus-is-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/customsuit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Customsuit</image:title><image:caption>See kids? He's just fine. And jolly as ever. By Oldschool at en.wikipedia (Transferred from en.wikipedia) [Public domain], from Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/sinter-claes-saint-nicolas-dam800.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sinter-claes-saint-nicolas-dam800</image:title><image:caption>By Aloxe - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=3138918</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-12T21:24:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/11/30/lots-of-running-impressive-hair-and-a-not-boring-book-for-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/guerilla-bride1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guerilla Bride</image:title><image:caption>A not-boring book I enjoyed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/james_fenimore_cooper_by_jarvis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>James_Fenimore_Cooper_by_Jarvis</image:title><image:caption>No boring books for this guy. By John Wesley Jarvis, Public Domain </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/guerilla-bride.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guerilla Bride</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-05T21:43:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/11/16/a-shocking-rerun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/lucy.png</image:loc><image:title>lucy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T20:59:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/11/02/what-the-duck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/duck-march.jpg</image:loc><image:title>duck march</image:title><image:caption>Ducks struttin' their stuff behind the HDM, and being pursued by Paparazzi. #ducklife</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/duck-carpet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>duck carpet</image:title><image:caption>These ducks are kind of a big deal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/duck-master.jpg</image:loc><image:title>duck master</image:title><image:caption>The Peabody Duckmaster, whose job is not made up, is prepared to answer all your duck-related questions. Yes, all of them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/ducky-master.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ducky master</image:title><image:caption>You will not find duck anywhere on the menu of Chez Philippe (the Peabody's classic French cuisine-inspired restaurant), but you will find plenty of duck-related merchandise in the hotel's gift shop. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/duck-fountain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>duck fountain</image:title><image:caption>Mallard ducks, perfectly at home in the lobby of a swanky hotel.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-13T00:48:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/10/19/skinny-pants-and-cupcakes-everything-a-young-republic-needs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/coffee-mugs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coffee mugs</image:title><image:caption>Finally this non-coffee drinker has a use for all of these, but not until the next time I need to celebrate in my pajamas.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/american-cookery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>American cookery</image:title><image:caption>What every young republic needs to have on its shelf. By Amelia Simmons, Hudson &amp; Goodwin [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/chocolate-cupcake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chocolate cupcake</image:title><image:caption>A picture of chocolate cupcakes that was not taken by me, in honor of National Chocolate Cupcake Day, which is totally a thing. photo credit: jamieanne &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/68691112@N00/26086243844"&gt;Chocolate Cupcakes With Fudge Frosting&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-26T13:27:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/10/12/its-kind-of-a-big-deal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/living-room-set.jpg</image:loc><image:title>living room set</image:title><image:caption>That's better. Beauty and a great deal. photo credit: mattwalker69 &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/88786104@N08/8378784107"&gt;Contemporary Rugs Rowsyn Multicolor&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/slip-covers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slip covers</image:title><image:caption>No more slip covers required. Thanks to Columbus Day. photo credit: Mário Tomé &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/7498280@N08/8351780770"&gt;2013 living room&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/columbus-statue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christopher Columbus Statue</image:title><image:caption>Christopher Columbus, shifting history and pointing out all the people he hoped to enslave. By Kenneth C. Zirkel (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0) or Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-23T16:52:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/10/04/the-art-of-pumpkinization/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pumpkinsquirrel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walk in fear</image:title><image:caption>Who doesn't love pumpkin? photo credit: Geert Weggen &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/72429088@N04/31673683730"&gt;walk in fear&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pumpkinpeeps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pumpkinpeeps</image:title><image:caption>Some products can't be saved by any amount of pumpkin spice. But I imagine these aren't any worse than traditional Peeps.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pumpkin-shelf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pumpkin shelf</image:title><image:caption>It's possible my local grocery store has gone a tad overboard on the pumpkinization.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pumpkindisplay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pumpkindisplay</image:title><image:caption>The thing is, some of these actually do look like they might be good ideas. =photo credit: JeepersMedia &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/39160147@N03/22327161921"&gt;Pumpkin Spice&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-21T01:20:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/09/28/a-bazillion-years-old-without-a-single-tattoo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/forty-cupcake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forty cupcake</image:title><image:caption>But once you get to bazillion, you can stop counting, right?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/oldtatts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldtatts</image:title><image:caption>Again, not judging, just observing a noticeable shift.  This person looks nothing like my grandmother. photo credit: Neil. Moralee &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/62586117@N05/16620601114"&gt;If you value your life; don't touch the bike!&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/goldfinger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goldfinger</image:title><image:caption>I'm young enough to take most of my pictures with my smart phone, but old enough that I do it poorly. (And if you've never heard of Goldfinger, you should check them out, because I am probably cooler than you.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-10T02:41:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/09/21/copper-clues-rubber-stamps-and-fancy-pants-treasure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/golden-eagle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>golden eagle</image:title><image:caption>Pretty fancy pants.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/us-letterboxing.png</image:loc><image:title>us letterboxing</image:title><image:caption>Letterboxing has become a world wide hobby, but I imagine it will take me some time just to hunt down all of these. Protonk at en.wikipedia [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0) or GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/dead_sea_scrolls_before_unraveled.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead_Sea_Scrolls_Before_Unraveled</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-27T11:42:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/09/07/saving-the-worlds-clay-pigeon-population-in-middle-of-nowhere-missouri/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/clay-pigeons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clay pigeons</image:title><image:caption>You might think that would mean they'd be easy to break, but it turns out you still have to manage to hit them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/doc-carver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doc carver</image:title><image:caption>Doc Carver: a man who did his best to decimate the clay pigeon population and a pretty darn good shot. By A.H. Arnold, Omaha (Heritage Auctions) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-07T19:38:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/08/24/all-that-and-a-bag-of-chips/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/chips.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chips</image:title><image:caption>I do understand that these aren't good for me, but when the mood strikes for a super thin and crispy, salty and delicious snack, nothing else will do. And they come in super handy bags. Don't judge. strikesphoto credit: Leonard J Matthews &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/67953162@N00/35075102524"&gt;potato chips&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/george_crum_and_aunt_kate_weeks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>George_Crum_and_'Aunt_Kate'_Weeks</image:title><image:caption>Maybe not the first person to ever make a potato chip, but probably the first to make passive aggressive potato chips, which is even better in my book. George Crum (aka George Speck) with his sister-in-law. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-25T12:54:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/08/17/in-the-path-of-an-eclipse-really-dark-kind-of-weird-and-definitely-goofy-looking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/bing_crosby_-_connecticut_yankee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bing_Crosby_-_Connecticut_Yankee</image:title><image:caption>If you ever find yourself in this situation, don't panic. Just remember your eclipse dates. A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court trailer, Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/eclipse-glasses-steve.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eclipse glasses Steve</image:title><image:caption>I was going to model the glasses myself, but they looked pretty goofy. Instead I enlisted the help of my buddy Sock Monkey Steve. He doesn't mind looking goofy for a good cause.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/eclipse_christophe_colomb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eclipse_Christophe_Colomb</image:title><image:caption>Columbus's old timey Google magic came from a widely used almanac by astronomer Johannes Müller von Königsberg (or Regiomantanus).  By Camille Flammarion - Astronomie Populaire 1879, p231 fig. 86, Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-26T18:29:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/08/10/because-no-one-wants-to-be-william-the-goat-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ukulelejake-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Ukulele Kid</image:title><image:caption>I suggested we could call him "The Ukulele Kid." He didn't go for it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/billykid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Billykid</image:title><image:caption>It turns out that in real life, Billy the Kid may have resembled a goat more than he resembled Emilio Estevez. By Ben Wittick (1845–1903) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-11T17:26:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/07/27/a-talking-dog-that-cares-about-grandmama/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sickozzie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sickozzie</image:title><image:caption>In a week or so, when he's feeling better, I bet Ozzie will be saying, "Hey, lady, where's my peanut butter?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/alexander_graham_bell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alexander_Graham_Bell</image:title><image:caption>Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the talking dog. And the telephone. By Moffett Studio, Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/skyeterrior.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skyeterrior</image:title><image:caption>Skye terrier, a dog that cares about Grandmama. By Pleple2000 - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=1851190</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-28T15:04:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/07/20/liars-outlaws-and-mandatory-fun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/jamesbrothers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jamesbrothers</image:title><image:caption>Jesse and Frank James welcoming visitors to their alleged super secret cave hideout. photo credit: Jinx! &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/7567658@N04/4845308957"&gt;Meramec Caverns&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/barn-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barn sign</image:title><image:caption>For some reason once we hit I-44 it didn't take the kids long to figure out where we were going. photo credit: el-toro &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/7377398@N02/8285742427"&gt;Meramec Caverns Barn Ad&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/caverns-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>caverns sign</image:title><image:caption>You'd think it might be obvious that's where Jesse was hiding out, what with the neon sign and all. photo credit: Jinx! &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/7567658@N04/4845298043"&gt;Jesse James Hideout in Neon!&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/me-and-my-book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me and my book</image:title><image:caption>Of course if you happen to like history that has been commandeered and cleverly woven into other stories and is occasionally a little made up, you should check out my book Launching Sheep &amp; Other Stories from the Intersection of History and Nonsense.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-27T21:01:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/07/13/lets-just-call-those-the-x-days/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/office-floor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>office floor</image:title><image:caption>An actual picture of my actual office floor. Well, or what you can almost see of it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/school-supplies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>school supplies</image:title><image:caption>As many of my friends are lamenting the presence of school supplies in stores, I'm considering just torching all the old supplies and starting fresh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/patent_office_1877_fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Patent_Office_1877_fire</image:title><image:caption>The 1877 fire  in the new and improved US Patent Building. By Timothy H. O'Sullivan original photographer - Library Of Congress Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-18T22:07:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/11/12/hyperactive-goats-a-pragmatic-pope-and-the-bitter-red-cups-of-satan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/20151111_125114.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20151111_125114</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/20151111_124150.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20151111_124150</image:title><image:caption>Ha! Take that, Satan!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/152583980_97f190a812_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>152583980_97f190a812_o</image:title><image:caption>These guys look like they could use some coffee beans.  photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/20299709@N00/152583980"&gt;little bobbies&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/66285306_0f30d2f258_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>66285306_0f30d2f258_o</image:title><image:caption>Because nothing says Merry Christmas like levitating under the mistletoe.  photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/65208261@N00/66285306"&gt;Starbucks 'Red Cup' 2005 (mistletoe)&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-08T16:30:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/07/06/a-clever-person-does-not-stick-his-head-inside-a-lions-mouth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lion</image:title><image:caption>Aw. He looks so cuddly. But he's not. He will eat you. photo credit: kennethkonica &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/38912465@N00/34115676252"&gt;IMG_1874&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/eliontamer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eliontamer</image:title><image:caption>That lion doesn't look so dangerous. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lionyawn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lionyawn</image:title><image:caption>He did what? Evidently Van Amburgh was not allergic to cats. Or very large teeth. photo credit: valentinastorti &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/44846648@N06/12101708835"&gt;Lion - yawning&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lion-tamer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lion tamer</image:title><image:caption>Isaac Van Amburgh and His Animals, By Edwin Henry Landseer - Web Gallery of Art:   Image  Info about artwork, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=6185738</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-16T17:43:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/06/29/ancient-toilets-and-a-little-inconvenience/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/shower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shower</image:title><image:caption>So you're saying I CAN'T do the dishes? Darn. photo credit: Curtis Gregory Perry &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/33124677@N00/27199446224"&gt;Hot and Cold&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/outhouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>outhouse</image:title><image:caption>Anytime I think it might have been fun to live in the 19th century, I picture this. photo credit: Midnight Believer &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/144957155@N06/34012284641"&gt;Outhouse&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/harappa_ruins_-_i.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harappa_Ruins_-_I</image:title><image:caption>Ancient well at Harappa. By Hassan Nasir (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-27T01:28:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/06/22/experiencing-technical-difficulties/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/castle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>castle</image:title><image:caption>We really did have a great trip, and I don't think we actually broke Disney World.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/jacksparrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jacksparrow</image:title><image:caption>The live version of Captain Jack was a little less creepy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/disneyworldstopped.jpg</image:loc><image:title>disneyworldstopped</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-16T17:44:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/06/15/piles-and-piles-of-laundry-what-a-pain-in-the-bustle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/socks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>socks</image:title><image:caption>Finally, all that remains of the vacation laundry is one mostly empty basket of clean, unmatched socks. Surely someone has invented a machine that would take care of this for me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/electric-washer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>electric washer</image:title><image:caption>Yep, that's when women really had it made, just whiling away the day rocking and sewing in their high heels, not having to deal with any of those pesky servants demanding raises. By Seattle Electric Washer Co. - The Argus (Seattle), April 24, 1920, p. 6. Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=7183460</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/maytag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maytag</image:title><image:caption>A few generations after the first Blackstone, but good to know that it has a "smooth-running, dependable motor, built [just] for the woman to operate." photo credit: JoeInSouthernCA &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/11438926@N00/5245034756"&gt;1933 Maytag Washing Machine Newspaper Advert&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-21T04:35:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/06/01/a-most-inestimable-piece-of-balderdash/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/bookcouch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bookcouch</image:title><image:caption>Sample review: "Five Stars...This book has absolutely given new life to my furniture!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/poe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poe</image:title><image:caption>I have pretty thick skin, but this is not a man I'd want to have leaving a review for my book. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-17T22:18:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/05/25/the-greatest-two-hours-in-field-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/knot1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>knot</image:title><image:caption>Just a small knot here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ladder1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ladder</image:title><image:caption>Oh, that game!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/jesse-owens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jesse Owens</image:title><image:caption>What truly impressive feats of athleticism look like. By Bundesarchiv, Bild 183-R96374 / CC-BY-SA 3.0, CC BY-SA 3.0 de, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=5368787</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-27T03:07:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/05/18/a-flocking-good-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/flocked.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flocked</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ozziebirds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ozziebirds</image:title><image:caption>Ozzie wasn't quite sure what to think of our visiting flock. Just in case you ever decide to participate in a flocking, I recommend gloves. Dogs are territorial.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/gnome.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gnome</image:title><image:caption>St. Louis Cardinals Hall of Fame pitcher Bruce Sutter garden gnome standing guard over the beets.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-20T01:54:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/05/11/a-cherry-popsicle-and-other-things-mom-really-wants-for-mothers-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/tulips.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tulips</image:title><image:caption>photo credit: Jill Clardy &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/22829128@N08/3517104758"&gt;Tulips on my Windowsill&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/popsicle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>popsicle</image:title><image:caption>It's not like I expect a cherry, but you couldn't even leave me an orange?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/tired-mom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tired mom</image:title><image:caption>So. Tired.  photo credit: taylormackenzie &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/34442610@N06/32747375843"&gt;Lifeless&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-18T13:42:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/05/09/one-brick-at-a-time-the-greatest-book-on-earth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/pt_barnum_1851-crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PT_Barnum_1851-crop</image:title><image:caption>Definitely the publicist I would hire, if only I could. By unattributed - Harvard Library, Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/bloggiversary-cupcake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bloggiversary cupcake</image:title><image:caption>Five years of blogging means I deserve a cupcake, right?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-11T13:20:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/05/04/the-ultimate-grilled-bagel-sandwich-trust-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/saluki.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saluki</image:title><image:caption>Salukis go crazy for bagels. photo credit: gott.maurer &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/23046144@N02/7709339434"&gt;Kehailan Laura Baggins&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/kingjan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KingJan</image:title><image:caption>King Jan Sobieski of Poland placing his bagel order after the Battle of Vienna. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/winstonbagel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>winstonbagel</image:title><image:caption>Just trust me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-10T20:55:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/04/27/slipping-in-unicorn-puke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/giphy.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy</image:title><image:caption>Yep. This sure makes me thirsty for something with sugar and sparkles. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/virginunicorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>virginunicorn</image:title><image:caption>For a while rumor had it only a young virgin could successfully catch a unicorn because the creatures were attracted to purity. By Domenichino - Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/unicorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unicorn</image:title><image:caption>Since I didn't get the drink you'll just have to use your imagination. Picture this in a cup topped with whipped cream and pink and blue sprinkles. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-10T20:55:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/04/20/a-paper-book-smack-dab-in-the-middle-of-nowhere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bookbox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bookbox</image:title><image:caption>A whole box full of highly meaningful paper books that really do exist.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/paper-towns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paper towns</image:title><image:caption>Author John Green thought the concept of paper towns was pretty cool, too, and Agloe features prominently in his novel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/agloe.png</image:loc><image:title>Agloe</image:title><image:caption>Agloe is an anagram of the initials of Lindberg and Alpers, a good name, I think, for a dot in the middle of nowhere. By OpenStreetMap contributors (OpenStreetMap) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-25T16:46:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/04/13/forget-the-bunny-a-case-for-the-easter-fox/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/evilbunny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>evilbunny</image:title><image:caption>Just look at the twitchy nose. He's up to something. photo credit: emraps &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/31334148@N07/14337136483"&gt;my kid's face&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bunny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bunny</image:title><image:caption>Well, I'm fond of this one, too. Now that my son is getting older, it doesn't hippity hop through my yard much anymore, but I didn't really mind. Except at bedtime.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/browndog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BrownDog</image:title><image:caption>The only bunny I've ever liked.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/easterozzie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EasterOzzie</image:title><image:caption>My poor dog would like to add another argument against the Easter Bunny.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-20T14:57:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/03/30/a-highfalutin-riot-fighting-for-the-right-to-party-at-the-ballet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/800px-beastie_boys_sonar_2007_barcelona_catalonia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Beastie_Boys_Sonar_2007_Barcelona_Catalonia</image:title><image:caption>This man, on the other hand, kind of makes me want to hit someone over the head with a cane. Beastie Boys' Adam Horovitz By bakameh (Flickr) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/igor_stravinsky_essays.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Igor_Stravinsky_Essays</image:title><image:caption>Does this look like a man who would inadvertently cause a riot? Igor Stravinsky. Photographer: Robert Regassi. Publisher: J. &amp; W. Chester, publisher, no author listed (Miniature essays: Igor Stravinsky) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/riteofspringdancers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RiteofSpringDancers</image:title><image:caption>Riot-worthy ballet costumes. I guess. See page for author [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-31T11:35:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/03/23/recipe-for-spring-start-with-1-4-egg-yolk-add-brain-freeze/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/thomas_jefferson_rev.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thomas_Jefferson_rev</image:title><image:caption>Just a hint of a smile in this portrait...I bet he's thinking about ice cream.  Thomas Jefferson, Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ted-drewes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ted Drewes</image:title><image:caption>Ted Drewes Frozen Custard. "It really is good, guys..and gals." 
By The original uploader was Indrian at English Wikipedia [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/mountrushmore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mountrushmore</image:title><image:caption>When we visited Mount Rushmore a few year ago, we had no idea we could have eaten Thomas Jefferson's way back ice cream. Guess we'll have to visit again. Mount Rushmore, National Park Service, Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/fritzs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fritz's</image:title><image:caption>Our favorite after school stop is Fritz's Frozen Custard, a St. Louis tradition since 1983.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-30T20:39:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/03/16/corned-beef-and-cabbage-and-something-about-snakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/stpathat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stpathat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/fredbirdandsteve.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FredbirdandSteve</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/saint-patrick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saint patrick</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-21T16:36:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/03/02/the-ear-splitting-crack-of-my-broken-backyard-dreams/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/baby-hammock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby-hammock</image:title><image:caption>Now that's livin' photo credit: crowdive &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/68393337@N00/2472800235"&gt;Audrey and the hammock&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/broken-hammock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>broken-hammock</image:title><image:caption>The sad state of my hammock.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/beach-hammock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beach-hammock</image:title><image:caption>Surely the highlight of any Caribbean voyage. photo credit: shizham &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/59350938@N06/32069090151"&gt;Tenggol Island&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-10T02:48:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/02/23/tree-tapping-squirrels-and-ooey-gooey-deliciousness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cartier.png</image:loc><image:title>cartier</image:title><image:caption>Jacques Cartier, dreaming of drinking maple syrup. By Theophile Hamel - Library and Archives Canada, Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sap-collection.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sap-collection</image:title><image:caption>The squirrels may have been at it longer, but we do it better.  photo credit: looseends &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/39792195@N00/3321953033"&gt;sap season&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/squirrel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>squirrel</image:title><image:caption>Clearly up to no good. photo credit: kennethkonica &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/38912465@N00/8193728388"&gt;"Didn't you see the STAY AWAY sign?"&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-27T15:47:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/02/16/a-plague-of-gesundheits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/washhands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>washhands</image:title><image:caption>All I can say is there is not nearly enough of this going around at that middle school.  photo credit: BC Gov Photos &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/45802067@N03/30583891625"&gt;Take a shot at protecting yourself and others from the flu&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/pope_gregory_i.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Portrait of Pope Gregory I</image:title><image:caption>If he were around today, I've no doubt Pope Gregory would encourage holy flu vaccination. By Unknown - Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sickbed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sickbed</image:title><image:caption>Does it make me a bad person that I think this is actually kind of a relief from the political squabbling?    photo credit: BC Gov Photos &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/45802067@N03/30284741090"&gt;Take a shot at protecting yourself and others from the flu&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-18T14:19:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/02/09/empress-for-life-and-a-free-glass-vase/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/napoleon_bonaparte.jpg</image:loc><image:title>napoleon_bonaparte</image:title><image:caption>Napoleon Bonaparte, much to the dismay of high end comedians everywhere, was not as short as we've been led to believe. In today's standard measurements he was around 5'6 or 5'7, respectably average for a man of his time.  By Unknown - Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=21290</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/josephine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NM2432</image:title><image:caption>Josephine, Empress of France and Patroness of Roses. By Jean-Baptiste Regnault - Per-Åke Persson / Nationalmuseum, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=52123172</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/strawberries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strawberries</image:title><image:caption>You can keep the vase, but these do look delicious.  photo credit: k is for kristina &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/27188214@N02/4904903481"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-16T13:06:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/08/21/i-just-thought-you-should-know/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/arch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arch</image:title><image:caption>St. Louis Gateway Arch on a calm summer evening. By Blueberoo1987 (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/justinian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>justinian</image:title><image:caption>Mosaic of Emperor Justinian with a model of the Hagia Sophia which he had rebuilt after it burned in the Nika Riots. By Byzantine mosaicist, ca. 1000 [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-02T16:33:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/02/02/trending-in-history-giants-and-jerkfaces/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/barnum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barnum</image:title><image:caption>P.T. Barnum, America's favorite son of humbuggery, offered to buy the Cardiff Giant. When his offer was refused, he commissioned his own and claimed the first was a forgery. Like a boss of humbuggery. Public Domain, via Wikimedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cardiff_giant_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cardiff_giant_2</image:title><image:caption>Someone clearly had an unfortunate run-in with geode water. Excavation of the Cardiff Giant, Public Domain, via Wikimedia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/giantmeme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giantmeme</image:title><image:caption>Looks legit to me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-08T03:04:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/01/19/anything-you-can-do-has-probably-already-been-done-by-a-fictional-character/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/terminator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>terminator</image:title><image:caption>The world does not need this.    photo credit: dalecruse &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/91873384@N04/25517368503"&gt;Seattle&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bly.png</image:loc><image:title>bly</image:title><image:caption>Nellie Bly, ready to win, even when she doesn't know she's playing. By Library of Congress (umsystem.edu) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bisland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bisland</image:title><image:caption>Elizabeth Bisland, wearing her game face. By Historical and Public Figures Collection (New York Public Library Archive) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-26T12:11:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2017/01/12/how-otto-the-visionary-became-a-well-rounded-person/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/skate-guy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skate-guy</image:title><image:caption>Just saving some time, taking a shortcut across the ice. photo credit: R.A. Killmer &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/122495188@N08/28135256864"&gt;How is this possible?&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/momskates.jpg</image:loc><image:title>momskates</image:title><image:caption>Evidence. Sorry it's so blurry. That's bound to happen when you just landed a sick triple axel. And also when you hand your 12-year-old your phone and say, "Take a picture of me looking awesome!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/january-scene-skating-early-1820s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>january-scene-skating-early-1820s</image:title><image:caption>I'm no human locomotion expert, but I think the guy in the yellow pants is just about to bite it on the ice. January Scene, 1820, Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-16T23:53:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/12/22/that-gift-in-the-top-of-your-closet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/tea-cozy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tea-cozy</image:title><image:caption>Another man's treasure. photo credit: sukigirl74 &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/8044854@N02/4983327307"&gt;teacosy top view&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/consular_flag_of_thailand-svg.png</image:loc><image:title>consular_flag_of_thailand-svg</image:title><image:caption>Consular Flag of Thailand, featuring an auspicious elephant. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/elephant-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elephant-house</image:title><image:caption>Royal Elephant Stable where the King of Siam used to keep his White Elephants (today: The Royal Elephant National Museum, Bangkok) By Hdamm (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0) or GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-28T02:59:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/12/15/santa-might-be-on-to-something/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/santa-suit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santa-suit</image:title><image:caption>Actually, I don't think this guy really does much of anything himself. He doesn't even deserve those cookies! Public Domain image, via http://www.costumers.com/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/presents.jpg</image:loc><image:title>presents</image:title><image:caption>Now if only I could get my family to buy and wrap their own presents.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/dog-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dog-card</image:title><image:caption>I even received a Christmas card from my dog this week, though judging by a suspicious postmark (and his notable lack of thumbs), I suspect he had help.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-19T21:30:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/12/08/nothing-says-christmas-like-an-excess-of-pickles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/christmas-pickle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmas-pickle</image:title><image:caption>If I owed my life to a pickle, I would definitely hang one on my Christmas tree.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/larry-and-bob.jpg</image:loc><image:title>larry-and-bob</image:title><image:caption>I didn't have the heart to tell her I already had a cucumber on my tree.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/chicken-sandwich.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicken-sandwich</image:title><image:caption>I wonder how many Chick-fil-A sandwiches I'd have to eat to meet my pickle quota.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-09T14:40:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/12/01/from-ox-drawn-wagon-to-airplane-sharing-dysentery-for-thanksgiving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/oregontrail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oregontrail</image:title><image:caption>I braved the Black Friday crowds to buy my own copy of the game, because my sister-in-law won't be here for family Christmas, and dysentery is inevitable. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/calamity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>calamity</image:title><image:caption>The trail is fraught with peril.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/meeker_in_omaha.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meeker_in_omaha</image:title><image:caption>76-year-old Ezra Meeker in Omaha, on a mission to preserve history. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-07T23:50:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/11/23/something-to-be-thankful-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/twain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twain</image:title><image:caption>Samuel Clemens, who did not die in London in 1897, or in the great Facebook death glitch of 2016.  By Photographer: A.F. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/turkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Rio Grande wild turkey</image:title><image:caption>I'm also thankful for Thanksgiving turkey. photo credit: US Department of State &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/127744844@N06/22804421458"&gt;The Rio Grande wild turkey&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-25T05:39:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/11/17/dear-coffee-shop-dudes-the-blogger-recognition-award/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/blogaward.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blogaward</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/coffee-shop-dude.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coffee-shop-dude</image:title><image:caption>Dude in a coffee shop getting sage advice from the Internet. photo credit: Jerome Olivier &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/90219236@N07/29741983805"&gt;thinkers&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/athenian-oracle-front.png</image:loc><image:title>athenian-oracle-front</image:title><image:caption>Everyone knows a good emblem makes you seem far more authoritative.  Frontispiece to the Athenian Oracle, a collection of issues of The Athenian Mercury. Public Domain, via Wikimedia.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-19T17:25:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/11/10/yes-wonderful-things-fashionable-man-cardigans-and-the-mannequin-challenge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/449px-mannequin_of_tutankhamun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>449px-mannequin_of_tutankhamun</image:title><image:caption>Life-size bust of Tutankhamun, found in his tomb. And possibly, the world's oldest fashion mannequin.
By Jon Bodsworth [Copyrighted free use], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/mannequin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mannequin</image:title><image:caption>A headless mannequin could never pull off this look. photo credit: vtpoly &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/65802964@N03/27428611965"&gt;best mannequin eyes, Seattle&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-14T15:40:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/11/03/crime-doesnt-pay-neither-does-poetry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/diligence_wells_fargo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diligence_wells_fargo</image:title><image:caption>The 19th century version of the armored car. By PRA (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0) or GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/black-bart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black-bart</image:title><image:caption>The fictional Black Bart was an "unruly and wild villain" with a thick black beard and messy black curls. The real Black Bart was your kindly old gentleman neighbor.[Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-08T02:09:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/10/27/scary-stuff-the-attack-of-the-one-eyed-one-horned-alligator-in-short-shorts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/purple-people.jpg</image:loc><image:title>purple-people</image:title><image:caption>The Purple People Eater is totally not scary because he only eats purple people. At least I hope that's right.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/sheb_wooley_1971.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sheb_wooley_1971</image:title><image:caption>Sheb Wooly. If this man is attacked by an alligator, he will scream like a falling storm trooper. By OMAC Artist Corporation, Bakersfield, CA. [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-31T20:12:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/10/20/confectionary-kernels-and-americas-least-most-awful-choice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/grosscandycorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grosscandycorn</image:title><image:caption>I don't even know what to think of this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/pumpkinpeeps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pumpkinpeeps</image:title><image:caption>Oh no! This is an option I hadn't considered. This may change things. photo credit: giveawayboy &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/49503096783@N01/30141423586"&gt;It's that time again...&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/candy-corn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candy-corn</image:title><image:caption>I would rather set this on fire than eat it. photo credit: Great Beyond &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/26104563@N00/4029543197"&gt;Day 293/365 - Candy Corn&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-20T02:26:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/10/13/and-thats-why-you-shouldnt-mess-with-a-babylonian-pig/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/big-pig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big-pig</image:title><image:caption>Actually I'm pretty impressed with his skills if he managed to run off with one of these things. photo credit: jpellgen &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/27917561@N00/29401901442"&gt;Largest Boar&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/stc3a8le_du_code_dhammurabi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stele_du_code_dhammurabi</image:title><image:caption>What a constitution looked like in 1754 BC. CC BY-SA 2.5, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=818801</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-15T00:30:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/10/06/being-discovered-for-discovering-a-viking-discovering-boston-in-a-metal-bra/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/pile-of-rocks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pile-of-rocks</image:title><image:caption>This might be a pile of construction rubble at my neighbor's house. OR it could be a remains of the foundation of an Old Norse Starbucks. You be the judge.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/800px-eben_norton_horsford.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-eben_norton_horsford</image:title><image:caption>Eben Norton Horsford. Brilliant chemist. Not as brilliant archaeologist. Responsible for Boston's "Dude in Metal Bra" statue. By Unknown - [1], Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=16290660</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/horsford.jpg</image:loc><image:title>V0002881 Eben Norton Horsford. Stipple engraving.</image:title><image:caption>Eben Norton Horsford, brilliant chemist, not so brilliant archaeologist. See page for author [CC BY 4.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-08-22T15:34:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/09/29/a-celebration-worthy-of-a-slice-of-non-satan-spit-poisoned-pie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/michael-and-dragon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michael-and-dragon</image:title><image:caption>Michael defeating the Dragon. I suppose a day like this would be enough to make anyone a little cranky. But why is that the blackberries' fault? Jerk.    By Sultan Edijingo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 4.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/blackberry-pie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blackberry-pie</image:title><image:caption>Actually you should probably eat the whole thing. Just to be safe. photo credit: David Gallagher &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/27109792@N00/6202419911"&gt;Apple Blackberry&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-03T21:43:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/09/15/take-a-walk-ya-scurvy-dogs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/800px-pyle_pirate_plank_edited.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-pyle_pirate_plank_edited</image:title><image:caption>Actually plank walking has a somewhat dubious history, too.  Illustration by Howard Pyle, Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/pirate-eric.png</image:loc><image:title>pirate-eric</image:title><image:caption>Eric the pirate and Cap</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-22T14:23:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/09/08/a-troublesome-apple-and-an-ample-supply-of-butt-glue/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/enrique_simonet_-_el_juicio_de_paris_-_1904.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enrique_simonet_-_el_juicio_de_paris_-_1904</image:title><image:caption>The world's first beauty contest, maybe ever so slightly more risqué than the swimsuit competitions of today. The Judgement of Paris by Enrique Simonet, 1904, Pubic Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/margaret_gorman_first_prize_beauty_altantic_city.jpg</image:loc><image:title>margaret_gorman_first_prize_beauty_altantic_city</image:title><image:caption>Margaret Gorman, 16-year-old, 1921 winner of the Bather Review, and the first Miss America, without even a single glob of butt glue to keep her swim suit in place. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/margaret_gorman_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>margaret_gorman_4</image:title><image:caption>Margaret Gorman, </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bust_homer_bm_1825.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bust_homer_bm_1825</image:title><image:caption>Homer: a practical history blogger before his time. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-18T23:47:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/08/11/__trashed-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/20160806_101701.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20160806_101701</image:title><image:caption>The event wasn't timed, but I did get a medal. Because I'm basically an Olympian now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fb_img_1470925308671.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fb_img_1470925308671.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sport_arena_bounce_house_15x19_2014-02-03_14-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sport_Arena_Bounce_house_15x19_2014-02-03_14-15</image:title><image:caption>It was really only a matter of time before Bounce Houses and elite sporting events got together. By User:Azbounce4kids (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-14T03:09:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/08/04/on-this-site-in-1897/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-05T05:03:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/07/21/and-once-again-conspiracy-theorists-get-it-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/wan_hu_large.png</image:loc><image:title>Wan_Hu_large</image:title><image:caption>Something about the crosshairs in the upper right hand corner seems off. There's definitely something fishy about this story.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/81ff3jlajdl-_sx342_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>81ff3jlaJDL._SX342_</image:title><image:caption>If you look really closely at Jack Nicholson's space helmet, you can totally see a shadowy reflection of something that might be a boom mic.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-21T21:36:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/07/14/the-pokemon-pandemic-is-upon-us-go-wash-your-hands/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/robbs-pokemon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robb's pokemon</image:title><image:caption>Virtual Pokémon in the non-virtual world. I admit, it looks pretty fun. Thanks to my multiple FB friends who, when I put out a call for a pic, obliged quickly and enthusiastically.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/13730502_3021466338181_1988083586_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13730502_3021466338181_1988083586_o</image:title><image:caption>Got him! Or her. I'm not really sure.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pkemon.png</image:loc><image:title>pkemon</image:title><image:caption>Ah the good old days, when Pokémon was just a game. Oh, wait...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/juan_ponce_de_leon.png</image:loc><image:title>Juan_Ponce_de_Leon</image:title><image:caption>Juan Ponce de Léon, pillager, plunderer, and  Pokémon Trainer extraordinaire. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/28027624222_17f46b2aed_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>28027624222_17f46b2aed_o</image:title><image:caption>There's one! Oh wait, no, that's just a toy. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/68445401@N07/28027624222"&gt;对阵/Versus&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/26858276614_b64d2f11e7_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>26858276614_b64d2f11e7_o</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-17T15:08:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/06/30/boom-aliens-a-detour-through-crazy-town/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/696px-nazca-lineas-perro-c01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>696px-Nazca-lineas-perro-c01</image:title><image:caption>As the Nazca people obviously could not have had access to a picture of my dog, this, to my mind, is definitive proof of Extraterrestrial visitation to Ancient Earth. via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/20160613_111334.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20160613_111334</image:title><image:caption>Maybe not my best work, but the fact that five minutes at a craft store and a little hot glue yields this is, to my mind, definitive proof of Extraterrestrial visitation to Ancient Earth. And at least I didn't end up writing about my dog.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/20160629_194120.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20160629_194120</image:title><image:caption>It's completely irrational to assume the Ancient Nazca people could have had access to such advanced technology. To my mind, this is definitive proof of Extraterrestrial visitation to Ancient Earth.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-01-20T17:21:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/06/16/hold-the-fermented-fish-sauce/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/26488193064_fc1fe16434_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>26488193064_fc1fe16434_o</image:title><image:caption>I'll take a number VII with a Coke. Hold the fermented fish sauce.  photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/50879678@N03/26488193064"&gt;Au marché, les poissons, Cesenatico, province de Forli-Cesena, Emilie-Romagne, Italie.&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/20160613_084001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20160613_084001</image:title><image:caption>But going out to eat with friends is also pretty nice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/25994550643_12ba7c9d08_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>25994550643_12ba7c9d08_o</image:title><image:caption>Over IX billion served. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/16943730@N00/25994550643"&gt;The Golden Arches&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-17T23:31:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/06/23/lessons-from-a-typewriter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/mark_twain_1883.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark_Twain_1883</image:title><image:caption>Mark Twain's Life on the Mississippi became the first manuscript to be typed on a typewriter. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/536px-sg1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>536px-S&amp;g1</image:title><image:caption>And this sure is prettier than my computer. By User:Kosmopolitat [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/800px-typewriterpatent1868.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-TypewriterPatent1868</image:title><image:caption>Sholes received a patent for his typewriter 148 years ago today (June 23, 1868). Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-28T16:34:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/06/09/a-post-for-every-season/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/20160609_065732.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20160609_065732</image:title><image:caption>Heck, I'm so patriotic, I might just leave this up all year.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/20160609_073234.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20160609_073234</image:title><image:caption>And super stylish hats. Let's not forget those.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/17571380795_bac6abbe67_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>17571380795_bac6abbe67_o</image:title><image:caption>The new flag was raised on July 4, 1960 above Fort McHenry where Francis Scott Key famously penned the words that would one day be set to the most difficult tune on the planet for anyone to carry, though that doesn't stop scores of drunken baseball fans from trying. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/38912465@N00/17571380795"&gt;My favorite flag in the world.&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/20160609_070524.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20160609_070524</image:title><image:caption>Rest assured, even the addition of more states won't render this extremely patriotic center piece any less useful.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-14T18:50:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/05/12/daily-step-goals-historical-ish-claims-from-a-scientific-ish-perspective/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screenshot_2016-05-12-09-29-45.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot_2016-05-12-09-29-45.png</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/20160512_092536.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20160512_092536.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/26589319836_70b3334a4a_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>26589319836_70b3334a4a_o</image:title><image:caption>And the sad part is, they aren't even getting full credit for their hard work. They'll have to go to the app later and add "lugging heavy equipment," 5 hours. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/46383895@N00/26589319836"&gt;Marcia&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-17T20:16:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/05/05/lessons-that-last-centuries-celebrating-teacher-appreciation-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/20160505_094045.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20160505_094045</image:title><image:caption>The chalkboard wall in my office, where I teach myself geography lessons. Hopefully James Pillian was a more gifted artist than I am. And didn't have to contend with a closet door between Pennsylvania and Ohio.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/5509319107_7fdf264c3f_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5509319107_7fdf264c3f_o</image:title><image:caption>I can almost smell the chalk dust. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/34316776@N07/5509319107"&gt;Red Chalk&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/bust_of_prof_james_pillans_by_peter_slater_1852_old_college_university_of_edinburgh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bust_of_Prof_James_Pillans_by_Peter_Slater,_1852,_Old_College,_University_of_Edinburgh</image:title><image:caption>James Pillan, educator extraordinaire believed to be responsible for creating the coolest classroom job in elementary school.  By Stephencdickson (Own work) [CC BY-SA 4.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-06T19:06:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/04/14/one-super-hip-aunt-and-the-brownie-express/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/20160414_094958.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20160414_094958</image:title><image:caption>And now a few brave young men and horses and I can be a super hip aunt.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/20160414_094844.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20160414_094844</image:title><image:caption>Just need some brownies now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/pony-express.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pony express</image:title><image:caption>Not brownies, but still probably important to the receiver. By Pony Express [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-19T16:23:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/04/07/bloggy-mcblogface-appeasing-poseidon-and-the-boat-loving-internet-trolls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/5730624609_4b070e6365_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5730624609_4b070e6365_o</image:title><image:caption>What will Votey McVoteface come up with next? photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/83649951@N00/5730624609"&gt;Voting&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/25046924880_c5674281e6_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cages</image:title><image:caption>I think Laryssa may have her work cut out for her protecting this precarious boatload. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/14057446@N03/25046924880"&gt;Cages&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/25294419314_5fe3a84abb_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>25294419314_5fe3a84abb_o</image:title><image:caption>This boat obviously does not belong to a boat naming historian.  photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/22490717@N02/25294419314"&gt;NS-00388 - Who Cares&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-07T18:40:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/03/10/famous-first-words-of-all-the-things-they-could-have-said/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/20160310_090527.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20160310_090527</image:title><image:caption>But seriously, it wouldn't hurt the kid to clean his room.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/268517515_59e6717d88_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>268517515_59e6717d88_o</image:title><image:caption>I don't know what words were first to be uttered over a walkie-talkie, but given that the device wound up being called a "walkie-talkie," I'm guessing the lost words weren't terribly creative. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/38278420@N00/268517515"&gt;mob on the radio&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/actor_portraying_alexander_graham_bell_in_an_att_promotional_film_1926.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Actor_portraying_Alexander_Graham_Bell_in_an_AT&amp;T_promotional_film_(1926)</image:title><image:caption>This man is not a telephone inventor, but he once played the role of Alexander Graham Bell, who according to some historians, wasn't either. Film commissioned by AT&amp;T. (Early Office Museum.) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-20T00:14:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/03/03/a-nation-so-blessed-our-dogs-have-love-handles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/20151212_160854.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20151212_160854</image:title><image:caption>He even kisses babies. Or at least he takes food from them. I think I'm beginning to see the problem.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/20151001_1732261.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20151001_173226</image:title><image:caption>Ozzie, striking his most presidential pose.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/20160302_093000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20160302_093000</image:title><image:caption>Chubby dog basking in the sunlight, just hoping I'll shut down the computer and take him for a much needed walk.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/22294194410_36b028c547_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>22294194410_36b028c547_o</image:title><image:caption>Nothing but nincompoops and megalomaniacs from where I'm sitting.  photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/32029534@N00/22294194410"&gt;hillary clinton ice-picking donald trump : ishootwindows, cliff's variety, castro, san francisco (2015)&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-06T13:00:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/02/04/st-louis-goes-big-warts-and-all/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/history-museum.png</image:loc><image:title>history museum</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/eades-bridge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eades Bridge</image:title><image:caption>Dry's map shows almost ten miles of riverfront and more than 40 square miles west. This panel shows the Eads Bridge, which today is just north of the Arch. But not in 1875.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/20160203_111819.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20160203_111819</image:title><image:caption>One book: St. Louis-Made Population Enlarger and Me: This Sort of Thing is my Bag, Baby</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-04T21:39:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2013/02/02/six-of-one-half-a-dozen-of-the-other/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/036.jpg</image:loc><image:title>036</image:title><image:caption>As with almost all of my creative cool mom ideas, this one come straight from a magazine. You can find cuter ones in the most recent issue of Family Fun.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-02T14:56:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/01/28/that-daring-young-man-on-the-flying-trapeze/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/jules_lc3a9otard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jules_Léotard</image:title><image:caption>Jules Léotard and his bulging muscles. Fetch the smelling salts!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-03T14:21:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2016/01/14/going-tiny-in-a-very-small-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/20160114_101549.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20160114_101549</image:title><image:caption>A teetering tower of donations. But no pianos, so that's something.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/4082110101_a077461c7e_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4082110101_a077461c7e_o</image:title><image:caption>So my closets don't look like this. Yet. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/93993914@N00/4082110101"&gt;bric-a-brac&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/7440329382_18924e42d8_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7440329382_18924e42d8_o</image:title><image:caption>Tiny house. Big bludgeoning risk. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/88105845@N00/7440329382"&gt;IMG_6224&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-04T17:24:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/12/17/santa-claus-a-fat-jolly-kleptomaniac-with-a-raging-coke-addiction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/coca-cola_truck_fragment.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coca-cola_truck_fragment</image:title><image:caption>A jolly Sanata demonstrating for an innocent child that it's perfectly okay to snag a drink from someone else's fridge without asking.  By User:Husky [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/6463743173_00a2eb0804_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6463743173_00a2eb0804_o</image:title><image:caption>Creeptastic. Seriously. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/78779574@N00/6463743173"&gt;Elf on a Shelf Playing with Knives&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-17T18:11:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/11/19/no-historical-figures-were-harmed-in-the-writing-of-this-book-a-review-of-the-magicians-lie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/20151119_094911.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20151119_094911</image:title><image:caption>Seems like a good week to take a break from the news and read a good book. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/110243467_59d8186c30_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>110243467_59d8186c30_o</image:title><image:caption>Famous performers of the simultaneous bullet catch, in which neither has yet died. But they're not revealing how they do it.  photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/12345574@N00/110243467"&gt;Penn &amp; Teller&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/harvard_theatre_collection_-_hermann_tcs_28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harvard_Theatre_Collection_-_Hermann_TCS_28</image:title><image:caption>Adelaide Herrmann, the Queen of Magic, levitating, which is not nearly as dangerous as catching a bullet. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-21T03:58:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/10/29/dave-glover-spews-pea-soup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2761875271_433a8a9b0e_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2761875271_433a8a9b0e_o</image:title><image:caption>Terrifying. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10559879@N00/2761875271"&gt;Fresh Pea and Ham Soup&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/5165775210_428bb0aa15_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5165775210_428bb0aa15_o</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tvcritics-exorcismlive-02aca-wdp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TVCritics-ExorcismLive-02aca.wdp</image:title><image:caption>St. Louis's own Exorcism House, the last remaining location of the 1949 exorcism that inspired the novel and movie. Picture via Destination America, which will air "Exorcism: Live!" at 9 pm EDT, on October 30. 2015.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-29T22:09:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/10/15/one-cool-artsy-hat/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-06T01:45:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2013/09/05/a-hairy-tax-scheme-ridding-society-of-superfluous-burdens/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-14T19:40:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/10/09/the-cheese-is-old-and-moldy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/origin_2280300882.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_2280300882</image:title><image:caption>So just picture this, older and boggier.  photo credit: &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/abbyladybug/2280300882/"&gt;abbyladybug&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/origin_3055042068.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_3055042068</image:title><image:caption>Just picture this, older and boggier.   photo credit: &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/bobafred/3055042068/"&gt;bobafred&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/stinky-cheese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stinky cheese</image:title><image:caption>Vieux-Boulogne, the world's stinkiest cheese, according to two Camdon University studies in 2004 and 2007. Grant money well spent I'd say.  photo credit: &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/noodlepie/2037386690/"&gt;noodlepie&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cheesehead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cheesehead</image:title><image:caption>This defies just defies explanation. Just...no.  photo credit: &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/wainwright/267291853/"&gt;cdw9&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-09T14:43:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/10/08/bald-might-be-better/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/permanent-wave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>permanent wave</image:title><image:caption>Six Hours. Hooked up to this. That better have been a really good perm. By Stillwaterising (Own work) [CC0], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/perm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>perm</image:title><image:caption>Turn of the century ad for Nessler's Permanent Wave Process. rough translation : "Better than bald!"  By Pschemp at en.wikipedia (Transferred from en.wikipedia by SreeBot) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/bad-perm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad perm</image:title><image:caption>photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/58871905@N03/5407277348"&gt;You're a good cop, Velez&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-15T18:46:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/09/24/pickled-history-scraped-from-the-bottom-of-the-barrel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/wpid-20150923_1453501.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-20150923_145350.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Ship physician William Beatty faced some criticism for choosing to put the admiral's body in brandy rather than the more customary rum. In some versions of the tale it was a rum barrel that was used, which makes this particular branding just a little bit disturbing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/wpid-20150923_145350.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-20150923_145350.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20019085902_eba1a7c150_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20019085902_eba1a7c150_o</image:title><image:caption>When you head into the liquor barrel of history, there's really no telling what you might find.  photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/80849923@N04/20019085902"&gt;Aging Barrels&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/horationelson1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HoratioNelson1</image:title><image:caption>Admiral Nelson had previously lost his right arm in battle. It is not clear in which liquor barrel it was stashed. 
Oil on canvas by Lemuel Francis Abbott [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-25T14:19:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/09/17/if-you-didnt-win-a-prize-and-especially-if-you-did-better-luck-next-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/alfrednobel2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AlfredNobel2</image:title><image:caption>Alfred Nobel, who invented dynamite, and did NOT die on April 12, 1888. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/5743182552_3ffaf7e107_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Enquist, et. al. received the award in the category of Interdisciplinary Research in 2003 for their determination to prove what I think we've probably known all along, that chickens really do prefer beautiful people. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/32558319@N03/5743182552"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20150916_165129.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150916_165129</image:title><image:caption>2005 Ig Nobel laureates Edward Cussler and Brian Gettelfinger determined that humans can swim just as fast in syrup as they can in water.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/red_footed_tortoise_001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Red_Footed_Tortoise_001</image:title><image:caption>Thanks to Isabella Mandl, et. al., recipients of the 2011 Ig Nobel Prize for Physiology, we now know that red-footed tortoises do not experience contagious yawning. And I know we were all wondering.  By Ltshears (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-18T02:41:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/09/10/funky-art-and-monkey-math/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20150904_114234.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150904_114234</image:title><image:caption>Did I mention the skate park (minus the skate boards). Seriously fun.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20150904_131906.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150904_131906</image:title><image:caption>There really aren't words to describe this place. Just go. You'll love it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20150904_125924.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150904_125924</image:title><image:caption>Ball pits aren't just for kids anymore. Well, but they do have a separate one for the wee kiddos, so go ahead. Jump in and play some dodgeball will your obnoxious pre-teens. Just no head shots or you'll be asked to leave.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20150904_112132.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150904_112132</image:title><image:caption>The first floor contains a gorgeous series of tunnels and climbing tunes that winds through animal sculptures, a large treehouse, caverns, and a ton of surprises like a huge aquarium housing giant river fish.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/junglegym_sebastian_hinton_1920.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JungleGym_Sebastian_Hinton_1920</image:title><image:caption>Patent picture by Sebastian Hinton, depicting his "JungleGym." {{PD-1923}}, Public Domain in the US, via Wikimedia. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-11T12:45:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/09/03/give-me-my-seventeenth-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/philip_stanhope_4th_earl_of_chesterfield.png</image:loc><image:title>Philip_Stanhope,_4th_Earl_of_Chesterfield</image:title><image:caption>The calendar change was proposed by Philip Stanhope, the 4th Earl of Chesterfield whose birthday is on September 22. Guess he got to open his presents a little bit earlier in 1752.  Portrait by Allan Ramsey. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20150902_114729.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150902_114729</image:title><image:caption>I may be no William Hogarth, but...nope, I got nothing. I'll just stick to writing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/744px-an_election_entertainment.jpg</image:loc><image:title>744px-An_Election_Entertainment</image:title><image:caption>An Election Entertainment by William Hogarth. Public Domain, via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/8642159457_4f7ef807bd_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8642159457_4f7ef807bd_o</image:title><image:caption>Okay, maybe not THAT creative.   photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/44176993@N03/8642159457"&gt;Lunchbots bento for 5th grade boy - puzzle cheese for autism&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-03T18:35:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/08/13/dark-nights-bad-decisions-and-a-litterbug-comet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/meteor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meteor</image:title><image:caption>We saw a few like this.
By Nick Ares from Auburn, CA, United States (Perseid Meteor 8/12/08) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0) or CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T13:13:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/05/28/dancing-with-the-squares/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ford_assembly_line_-_1913.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ford_assembly_line_-_1913</image:title><image:caption>Making car parts for the American working square dancer, because that's who they are and that's who they care about. [Public Domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/henry_ford_1919.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Henry_ford_1919</image:title><image:caption>Henry Ford. This man knows his way around a Virginia Reel. [Public Domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/national_barn_dance_1940.jpg</image:loc><image:title>National_Barn_Dance_1940</image:title><image:caption>Go ahead. Just try to do this without making any physical contact with your partner. [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-31T13:47:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/05/21/its-the-end-of-the-school-year-as-i-know-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/nostradamus_by_cesar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nostradamus_by_Cesar</image:title><image:caption>Nostradamus predicted the end in 1999, but it seems maybe he wasn't so certain, because he also thought the year 3797 a likely candidate for a fiery apocalypse. [Public Domain] via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/east_side_of_stela_c_quirigua.png</image:loc><image:title>East_side_of_stela_C,_Quirigua</image:title><image:caption>Images from the Mayan long calendar that ends December 21, 2012, which proved a little unnerving until December 22, 2012 dawned. By Maudslay (Cyrus Thomas (1904) Mayan calendar Systems II) [Public domain or Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/15815626002_10c8e61156_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>15815626002_10c8e61156_o</image:title><image:caption>Some even less optimistic scientists say there's a 0.3% chance the world my be destroyed by an asteroid on March 16, 2880. So if you have plans that day, you might want to be prepared with a plan B. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/24662369@N07/15815626002"&gt;BENNU’S JOURNEY&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-21T19:05:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/05/07/better-than-a-pulitzer-the-creative-blogger-award/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/creative-blogger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creative blogger</image:title><image:caption>That's prettier than a Pulitzer medal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/josephpulitzer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Portrait Of Joseph Pulitzer</image:title><image:caption>Joesph Pulitzer [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-09T21:52:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/04/30/baltimore-through-stanleys-eyes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/swallowfieldstanley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SwallowfieldStanley</image:title><image:caption>By User:Miwillans (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/stanleybalt3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StanleyBalt3</image:title><image:caption>Oriole Park at Camden Yards. Completed in 1992, this is the first of the new old (or retro) baseball stadiums that have since swept the nation. Yesterday it became the place where the Baltimore Orioles offered imaginary autographs to absent fans and defeated the White Sox with no one there to watch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/stanleybalt8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StanleyBalt8</image:title><image:caption>Fort McHenry. Famed for its role in the War of 1812, and site of inspiration for Francis Scott Key's poem "Defence of Fort M'Henry" which would become "The Star Spangled Banner," a song that can be well sung by maybe 1% of the US population, but is nonetheless loved by all. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/stanleybalt7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StanleyBalt7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/stanleybalt6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StanleyBalt6</image:title><image:caption>Edgar Allan Poe House and Museum.It was in this house, built around 1830, where Edgar Allan Poe lived for a time with his aunt Maria Clemm and his ten year old cousin, who he would one day marry, but not until she reached the ripe of age of 13.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/stanleybalt41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StanleyBalt4</image:title><image:caption>Washington Monument. Designed by Robert Mills, also the designer of the monument in DC, the Washington Monument in Baltimore was the first to be planned in honor of the first US president, making this one of the oldest giant stone phalli in the nation.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-03T16:53:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/04/23/hi-ho-the-fourth-and-final-voyage-of-kermit-the-frog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kermit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kermit</image:title><image:caption>photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/23165290@N00/7237366516"&gt;Kermit the Frog - Smithsonian Museum of Natural History - 2012-05-15&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/tree-frog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tree frog</image:title><image:caption>By Tim Ross (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cristobalcolon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CristobalColon</image:title><image:caption>"CristobalColon" by Sebastiano del Piombo - Unknown. Licensed under Public Domain via Wikimedia Commons </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-23T18:35:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/04/16/the-certainty-of-death-and-taxes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/carmen_miranda_in_the_gangs_all_here_trailer_cropped.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carmen_Miranda_in_The_Gang's_All_Here_trailer_cropped</image:title><image:caption>Ladies' hats were tax exempt. Even those made of fruit. [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/5813193071_a01c87336e_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5813193071_a01c87336e_o</image:title><image:caption>That's an expensive hat label. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/44312356@N04/5813193071"&gt;The End of the Line&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/herrer_-_lady_in_hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Herrer_-_Lady_in_Hat</image:title><image:caption>Ladies' hats, though much more intricate, enjoyed tax exempt status.
Cézár Herrer [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/387px-mans_tailcoat_detail_with_stock_and_beaver_top_hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>387px-Man's_tailcoat_detail_with_stock_and_beaver_top_hat</image:title><image:caption>A hat like this would carry a hefty tax.
Photograph S. Oliver for LACMA.. Licensed under Public Domain via Wikimedia Commons - http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Man%27s_tailcoat_detail_with_stock_and_beaver_top_hat.jpg#/media/File:Man%27s_tailcoat_detail_with_stock_and_beaver_top_hat.jpg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/3387370159_0e344fb90f_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3387370159_0e344fb90f_o</image:title><image:caption>photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/53326337@N00/3387370159"&gt;Income tax of liberty&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-16T16:50:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/04/09/your-favorite-dinosaur-and-the-lie-your-science-teachers-may-not-have-told-you-after-all/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/bronto-drawing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bronto drawing</image:title><image:caption>Real or not, the "thunder lizard" has captured our imaginations and our hearts. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/74453626@N00/165086950"&gt;brontosaurus in party hat&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cope.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cope</image:title><image:caption>Edward Drinker Cope, respected paleontologist, second-place in the bone war, and also maybe a little bit of a squabbling child. [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/oc-marsh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oc marsh</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/dino-skeleton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dino skeleton</image:title><image:caption>Brontosaurus (but later Apatosaurus, and now brontosaurus again) skeleton displayed with the wrong head at the Carnegie Natural Museum of Natural History.
By Dinosaurs, by William Diller Matthew [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-19T13:40:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/03/26/playing-well-pretty-much-the-coolest-job-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lego-r2d21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LEGO R2D2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lego-r2d2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LEGO R2D2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lego.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LEGO</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150321_185433.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150321_185433</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-28T17:32:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/03/19/a-writers-tour-on-wyatt-earps-birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/sam.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>sam</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/2987926396_36f8c4342d_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2987926396_36f8c4342d_o</image:title><image:caption>photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10393601@N08/2987926396"&gt;Tapping a Pencil&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/8576636877_23c8dccc7e_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8576636877_23c8dccc7e_o</image:title><image:caption>Okay, okay. Next week. I promise.   photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/92090133@N04/8576636877"&gt;79109 Colby City Showdown&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/wyatt_earp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wyatt_Earp</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Earp will just have to wait for his feature post. Maybe next birthday.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/blogtourphoto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blogtourphoto</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-24T01:17:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/03/12/ancient-gatorade-tastes-like-ash/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/gatoradeoriginalglassbottle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GatoradeOriginalGlassBottle</image:title><image:caption>Original Gatorade: Looks like urine; tastes like sweat. For some reason, that add campaign never took off.
By Jeff Taylor (Flickr: GatoradeOriginalGlassBottle) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/plinyelder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Plinyelder</image:title><image:caption>Pliny the Elder  
[Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-12T20:50:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/02/26/its-national-tell-a-fairy-tale-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/6819858446_6a6ff551be_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Once upon a time book cover</image:title><image:caption>What story will you tell?   photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/71926021@N06/6819858446"&gt;Once upon a time ...&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/6658412081_0237e56a65_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6658412081_0237e56a65_o</image:title><image:caption>I have to assume there was a witch involved in the plot to get rid of the baron, and a terrible deal struck. There may also have been an apple. I haven't worked out all of the details yet.   photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/27409077@N07/6658412081"&gt;IMG_1422&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/daulnoy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>D'Aulnoy</image:title><image:caption>Pierre-François Basan [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-26T23:58:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/02/19/as-you-wish-a-book-giveaway-of-true-love-and-high-adventure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150219_095716-e1424361769266.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150219_095716</image:title><image:caption>Elwes has referred to this project as a love letter to the fans of the movie. And it really does have a lot of heart.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/me-and-cary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me and cary</image:title><image:caption>You can't tell this from the picture, but 12-year-old me just fainted.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150214_144228.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150214_144228</image:title><image:caption>Elwes, a natural storyteller complete with spot-on impressions, gets comfortable with the large crowd of enthusiastic fans.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150214_144810.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150214_144810</image:title><image:caption>Even after 27 years, we're all suckers for a good story well told.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150219_083056.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150219_083056</image:title><image:caption>Why yes, that is ticket number 1. It pays to know people, or at least people who know people.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-22T14:55:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/02/12/sparkly-gluten-free-love-and-other-reasons-we-may-not-get-valentines-day-quite-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/claudius-ii.png</image:loc><image:title>claudius II</image:title><image:caption>Claudius II, the first man to throw an "I hate Valentine's Day" party. By =*File:5305 - Brescia - S. Giulia - Ritratto di Claudio II il Gotico - Foto Giovanni Dall'Orto, 25 Giu 2011.jpg: Giovanni Dall'Orto.  derivative work: Cristiano64 [Attribution], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/6843999317_e6f61293a6_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6843999317_e6f61293a6_o</image:title><image:caption>
photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/70269549@N00/6843999317"&gt;Pink and orange roses&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150211_210358.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150211_210358</image:title><image:caption>We are going to be eating these things for a very, very long time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150211_183811.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150211_183811</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-14T05:49:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/02/05/open-up-its-your-pizza/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/14505851265_520e7aab1e_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>14505851265_520e7aab1e_o</image:title><image:caption>These men look like they've had a long day. I bet they could use a pizza.   photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/91779914@N00/14505851265"&gt;Ross &amp; sutherland Constabulary patrol car 1968&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;(license)&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/queen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>queen</image:title><image:caption>
[Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-06T17:55:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/01/22/the-truth-about-philosophers-how-to-get-your-mom-to-give-you-a-cookie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/jcake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jcake</image:title><image:caption>My seven-year-old philosopher's last birthday cake, in which Calvin &amp; Hobbes look a little bit like jerks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/thomas-hobbes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thomas hobbes</image:title><image:caption>Thomas Hobbes, father of modern political philosophy, and pretty sure you're kind of a jerk.     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The second he comes through that door, she'll pounce.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-28T05:37:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2015/01/08/with-my-pen-held-high/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pen</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-17T13:44:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/12/04/the-truth-about-streaking-in-december/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/origin_2222864749.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Seems to me there are worse ways a lady could be remembered.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/peeping-tom.png</image:loc><image:title>peeping tom</image:title><image:caption>Peeping Tom of Coventry. He does look a little pervy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ladygodiva.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ladygodiva</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141203_140045.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141203_140045</image:title><image:caption>My walking partner, always ready to help me add a couple more miles to my total, and, it should be noted, always without a stitch of clothing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-13T15:45:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/11/20/a-shocking-turkey-recipe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/origin_8410286654.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_8410286654</image:title><image:caption>I'm kind of partial to the bald eagle myself.  photo credit: &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/thomashawk/8410286654/"&gt;Thomas Hawk&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/proposedseal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Proposedseal</image:title><image:caption>Franklin also proposed this image of Moses and Pharaoh at the Red Sea for the Great Seal. Imagine the controversy that would have caused!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lightning-experiment.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lightning experiment</image:title><image:caption>Benjamin Franklin, determined to carry on despite his shocking turkey set-back.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/benjamin-franklin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>benjamin franklin</image:title><image:caption>Benjamin Franklin, reviewing his collection of turkey recipes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-22T13:12:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/11/13/throw-away-your-razor-november/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/king_c__gillette.jpg</image:loc><image:title>King_C__Gillette</image:title><image:caption>King Camp Gillette sporting an impressive mustache for the month of Movember.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/shaving-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shaving poster</image:title><image:caption>Evidently babies don't participate in No Shave November. photo attribution: http://www.flickr.com/people/21309047@N00</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/razor-patent.png</image:loc><image:title>razor patent</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-13T15:23:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/11/06/writing-my-hyde-off-a-nanowrimo-adventure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/stevewriting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stevewriting</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/nano-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nano sign</image:title><image:caption>I swear I'll get started on those 50,000 words as soon as I make this really important sign for my office door.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/stevenson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stevenson</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/nanocrest.png</image:loc><image:title>nanocrest</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-06T18:06:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/09/04/why-sometimes-football-is-worth-watching/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/canon-ball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>canon ball</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/croke-park.jpg</image:loc><image:title>croke park</image:title><image:caption>Croke Park in Dublin, Ireland, host to Gaelic football, hurling, rugby, and occasionally American football.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/centurylink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>centurylink</image:title><image:caption>Century Link Field, very long football season will get its start.
By Visitor7 (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-30T20:14:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/10/30/praying-for-kitkats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/origin_8602413979.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_8602413979</image:title><image:caption>Where's my KitKat?  photo credit: &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/katerha/8602413979/"&gt;katerha&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/20141030_085104.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141030_085104</image:title><image:caption>I mean, I don't want to brag that I'm the best mom in the world or anything, but an awful lot of love went into that mask.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/origin_3684368950.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_3684368950</image:title><image:caption>Because what wandering spirit wouldn't appreciate this?  photo credit: &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/andrew_bolin/3684368950/"&gt;Andrew _ B&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/origin_253034674.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_253034674</image:title><image:caption>Aren't you a little old to be Trick-or-Treating?   photo credit: &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/abbynormy/253034674/"&gt;abbynormy&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-05T21:18:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/10/23/drinks-with-the-devil-lead-to-puking-pumpkins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pumpkindrill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pumpkindrill</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pumpkintools.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pumpkintools</image:title><image:caption>Remember when we were kids and we had to do this with just a spoon and a steak knife. And bandaids.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/threepumpkins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>threepumpkins</image:title><image:caption>Uh oh. These pumpkins don't look like they're feeling so well. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-28T07:09:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2013/08/29/stepping-in-toxic-waste-a-guide-to-fashion-after-labor-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/137.jpg</image:loc><image:title>137</image:title><image:caption>If it's a color, you will find it in there somewhere.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-16T15:44:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/10/02/the-single-greatest-advancement-in-the-field-of-cookie-science-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/20141002_103753.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141002_103753</image:title><image:caption>This little yellow package always makes me hungry for cookies. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/20141001_163253.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141001_163253</image:title><image:caption>Way more than 37% delicious.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/origin_6887148812.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_6887148812</image:title><image:caption>Beware of  falling chocolate.   photo credit: &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/angryjuliemonday/6887148812/"&gt;AngryJulieMonday&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-02T20:54:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/09/25/not-a-bear-not-a-worm-not-a-meteorologist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tiger-moth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiger moth</image:title><image:caption>Definitely not a bear. Rod Allday [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/snowpath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snowpath</image:title><image:caption>I wonder which side the woolly worms are nestled on. photo credit: &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/sis/1290250666/"&gt;Sister72&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/pumpkin-nuts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pumpkin nuts</image:title><image:caption>I sure hope you like pumpkin! photo credit: &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/jeepersmedia/15011877007/"&gt;JeepersMedia&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/woolly-worm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woolly worm</image:title><image:caption>If you’re in another part of the US you may call these critters “wooly bear” or “fuzzy bear” caterpillars even though they are maybe two inches long and not generally (ever) classified as bears. As they are also not technically worms, I won’t argue with you, but this is my blog post so I’ll be referring to them as “wooly worms.” Because that’s what they’re called.photo credit: &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/mattnis/273676038/"&gt;mattnis&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-25T15:17:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/09/18/young-love-teenage-angst-and-one-very-angry-goat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/billygoattavern.jpg</image:loc><image:title>billygoattavern</image:title><image:caption>This is also where fans of Saturday Night Live can order a "Cheezeborger, Cheezeborger, Cheezeborger, NO PEPSI, and a Coke." photo credit: &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/jpellgen/778873796/"&gt;jpellgen&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/goat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.</image:title><image:caption>Rumor has it the curse will only win when Cubs fans come to truly appreciate goats and welcome them in their midst. photo credit: &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/tcmorgan/7716295354/"&gt;Tc Morgan&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/caughtbetweentwocurses.png</image:loc><image:title>caughtbetweentwocurses</image:title><image:caption>Isn't this a great cover?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-05T22:24:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/08/28/the-guy-youre-gonna-call/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ghostbusters_firehouse_2_2007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ghostbusters_Firehouse_2_(2007)</image:title><image:caption>Hook and Ladder Company No. 8. NO FIRES! and NO GHOSTS! "Ghostbusters Firehouse 2 (2007)" by Daniel SCHNERF - Own work. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 via Wikimedia Commons - http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ghostbusters_Firehouse_2_(2007).jpg#mediaviewer/File:Ghostbusters_Firehouse_2_(2007).jpg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/stay-puft.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stay puft</image:title><image:caption>Stay Puft: The monster in your closet since 1984
photo credit: &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/tonyjcase/3799534924/"&gt;Great Beyond&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/zenercards.png</image:loc><image:title>zenercards</image:title><image:caption>Zener Cards [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-28T16:01:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/07/24/follow-the-arrows/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/chalk-arrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chalk arrow</image:title><image:caption>photo credit: &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/myklroventine/1440207645/"&gt;Mykl Roventine&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/airmail-pilot.png</image:loc><image:title>airmail pilot</image:title><image:caption>It's possible this man has no idea where he's going.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/arrow.png</image:loc><image:title>arrow</image:title><image:caption>Arrows go left. Arrows go right. Follow in the morning, or follow them at night.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/air-mail-route.jpg</image:loc><image:title>air mail route</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-10T14:04:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/07/17/ending-with-a-bang-the-long-weary-road-to-the-last-out/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-24T11:35:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/06/26/super-foods-of-future-past/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/hulk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hulk</image:title><image:caption>So, I don't know what's in that turkey leg, but I don't think it agrees with him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/borax.jpg</image:loc><image:title>borax</image:title><image:caption>Um, just no.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/heroesfood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heroesfood</image:title><image:caption>Wait, there isn't any radiated spider venom in this, right? I have the weirdest reaction to that stuff.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/batmansnack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>batmansnack</image:title><image:caption>Holy Whole Foods, Batman!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/wiley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wiley</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Harvey Washington Wiley. Chief Chemist in the United States Department of Agriculture. Food and drug safety enthusiast. Poisoner of young men.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-26T14:26:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/06/12/the-real-renaissance-elves-fairies-and-the-golden-age-of-piracy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/064.jpg</image:loc><image:title>064</image:title><image:caption>Anachronism tastes delicious!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/079.jpg</image:loc><image:title>079</image:title><image:caption>My only previous encounter with live pirates, at the St. Louis Renaissance Fair. These were somewhat less concerned with historical accuracy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/058.jpg</image:loc><image:title>058</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/queen_elizabeth_i_from_npg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Queen_Elizabeth_I_from_NPG</image:title><image:caption>Queen Elizabeth I didn't get the memo about the cleavage. Evidently she had no sense of style at all.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-04-15T20:30:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/06/05/go-go-bananas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/banana-smile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>banana smile</image:title><image:caption>It even looks like a smile.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/banana-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>banana tree</image:title><image:caption>Clearly NOT a tree. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/banana-split1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>banana split</image:title><image:caption>Now we're talking!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/banana-phone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>banana phone</image:title><image:caption>I think it's pretty safe to assume that the 1876 Centennial Exposition also introduced the world to the banana phone.   photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/bhardy/472799666/"&gt;bhardy&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-19T12:54:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/05/29/without-a-driver-in-mind-the-google-doodlebug/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/steammachineofverbiestin1678.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SteamMachineOfVerbiestIn1678</image:title><image:caption>SteamMachineOfVerbiestIn1678</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/verbiest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>verbiest</image:title><image:caption>Ferdinand Verbiest, Jesuit (1623-1666) </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/google.jpg</image:loc><image:title>google</image:title><image:caption>photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mezdeathhead/4533915662/"&gt;Mez Love&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/nerd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nerd</image:title><image:caption>
photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/pitadel/4951801589/"&gt;Pedro Glez.&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-15T18:32:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/05/15/literacy-and-the-racist-kangaroo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/origin_3528642502.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_3528642502</image:title><image:caption>That doesn't look like such a bad place to land.   photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ajari/3528642502/"&gt;ajari&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/drseusswartime9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drseusswartime9</image:title><image:caption>Um...Dr. Seuss?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/wearehere.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wearehere</image:title><image:caption>photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/daveparker/2338731457/"&gt;daveparker&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/kangaroo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SONY DSC</image:title><image:caption>photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tgerus/8342511736/"&gt;Tatters ❀&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/hortonbook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hortonbook</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/politicalcartoon.png</image:loc><image:title>politicalcartoon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-20T13:39:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/05/01/how-joe-somebody-met-pretty-girl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/origin_489315087.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_489315087</image:title><image:caption>A May Day tradition that has nothing whatsoever to do with fudge sundaes. I don't get it.    photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cookwood/489315087/"&gt;Liz Castro&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ninjas.png</image:loc><image:title>ninjas</image:title><image:caption>The stealthiest and most efficient flower delivery service ever.    photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jennycide/3210239850/"&gt;JennyCide/grom&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dairy-queen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dairy queen</image:title><image:caption>That's my kind of May basket!    photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mr_t_in_dc/4981006405/"&gt;Mr.TinDC&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/may-baskets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>may baskets</image:title><image:caption>A fun, but messy tradition.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-08T01:17:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/04/17/a-mom-a-racecar-a-kayak-blog-post-dang-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/origin_4404392141.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_4404392141</image:title><image:caption>photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/engnr_chik/4404392141/"&gt;engnr_chik&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/origin_2846443363.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_2846443363</image:title><image:caption>photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/shannonrosa/2846443363/"&gt;shannonrosa&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/origin_8880728690.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_8880728690</image:title><image:caption>photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/x1brett/8880728690/"&gt;Brett Jordan&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-22T21:12:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/04/03/worth-its-weight-in-emeralds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/origin_4385813631.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_4385813631</image:title><image:caption>I could never pull off this look. I'm also not a sun hat person.   photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickelmedia/4385813631/"&gt;nickel.media&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/origin_10659708834-e1396496372549.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_10659708834</image:title><image:caption>Retro 1st-Century gladiator viewing emerald lenses. Some things never go out of style.   photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/beeskneesdaily/10659708834/"&gt;The Bees Knees Daily&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/origin_3354880922.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_3354880922</image:title><image:caption>I find your lack of expensive sunglasses disturbing.  photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/scottrsmith/3354880922/"&gt;Scott Smith (SRisonS)&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/origin_2926134306.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_2926134306</image:title><image:caption>photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nostri-imago/2926134306/"&gt;cliff1066™&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-06-14T03:14:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/03/20/orange-balls-and-red-gatorade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/origin_8589017619.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_8589017619</image:title><image:caption>Because nothing says "This is a real sport" like an orange ball.
photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/19779889@N00/8589017619/"&gt;arbyreed&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/origin_4597118053.png</image:loc><image:title>origin_4597118053</image:title><image:caption>And you thought the jump ball slowed down the game too much.
photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/colinsite/4597118053/"&gt;monkeywing&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/origin_3347495010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SONY DSC</image:title><image:caption>Pardon me, sir, for daring to suggest that my grandma would be a better ref than you. I mean no offense, of course. She's really quite spry for 95 and only completely blind in one eye.
photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/harriswalkerphotography/3347495010/"&gt;HPUPhotogStudent&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/origin_3714139803.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_3714139803</image:title><image:caption>The preferred sports celebratory sports beverage of choice for kids with cool moms.  
photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/zenmama/3714139803/"&gt;Lorianne DiSabato&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-22T14:15:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/03/13/its-only-wafer-thin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/origin_7006652599.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_7006652599</image:title><image:caption>There is absolutley no reason to sit down and eat a whole box of Girl Scout Cookies at once. Not when they come so nicely packages in 1/2 box serving sizes. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/elemente/7006652599/"&gt;elaine a&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/origin_8525998361-1.png</image:loc><image:title>origin_8525998361-1</image:title><image:caption>I bet he'd rather have a Thin Mint. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/notionscapital/8525998361/"&gt;Mike Licht, NotionsCapital.com&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/origin_398299948.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_398299948</image:title><image:caption>Oh, no, no. I just meant one of the little green boxes. Oh, okay, I'll just take them all.
photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kevinomara/398299948/"&gt;Brother O'Mara&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-18T20:24:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/03/06/bouncing-ideas-around/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/origin_11879889843.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_11879889843</image:title><image:caption>Stingy. Bouncy. Gooey. Not good for making tires.   photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/shiningstars11/11879889843/"&gt;Hometown Beauty&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/origin_3103902318.png</image:loc><image:title>origin_3103902318</image:title><image:caption>Actually I think if he could just wear a lab coat to work, he might be completely happy. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/philentropist/3103902318/"&gt;philentropist&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/origin_301558845911-e1394126946438.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_3015588459(1)</image:title><image:caption>It's possible that this boot could be put to better use.    photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/runran/3015588459/"&gt;runran&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-06T22:22:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/02/27/peanuts-cracker-jack-and-the-most-important-political-movement-of-our-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140227_130150.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140227_130150</image:title><image:caption>National holiday or not, I'm getting my celebration on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/origin_29071799451.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_2907179945(1)</image:title><image:caption>Okay, so in rounders you swing a bat at a ball and score by successfully running around four bases. But she's clearly holding the bat in one hand. It's completely different. See?  photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/22326055@N06/2907179945/"&gt;theirhistory&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/origin_4861637828.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_4861637828</image:title><image:caption>I'm thinking of petitioning the US government to form a commission to ascertain the truth behind the American-ness of apple pie. photo credit: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/krawcowicz/4861637828/"&gt;Barbara.K&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://photopin.com"&gt;photopin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/"&gt;cc&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ozziesmithbobble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ozziesmithbobble</image:title><image:caption>A great short stop. A great bobble head. A great American.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-04T13:36:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/02/24/no-room-for-swirls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/origin_42236936171.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_4223693617(1)</image:title><image:caption>Dang! That is six words. Who do you think you are? Hemingway?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/origin_9051342118.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origin_9051342118</image:title><image:caption>A master at work. Now that's a great first line!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-24T17:50:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/02/13/study-shows-vd-is-good-for-your-heart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/jumpropeforheart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jumpropeforheart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/double-dutch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Double Dutch</image:title><image:caption>Mad Skill </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/jump-rope.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jump rope</image:title><image:caption>The things I do for you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/conversation-hearts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>conversation hearts</image:title><image:caption>It might just be me, but I'm pretty sure the conversation hearts of my youth were more innocent.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/valentine-hero.jpg</image:loc><image:title>valentine hero</image:title><image:caption>If you must celebrate, at least do so Pinterest style, right?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-14T05:14:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/02/06/what-the-fabulous-fox-says/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/fox4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fox4</image:title><image:caption>I love fancy date night!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/fox2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fox2</image:title><image:caption>Clearly I will not be ascending the stairs this guy is guarding.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/fox3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fox3</image:title><image:caption>I admit, the chandelier is just whimsical and fun.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/fox1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fox1</image:title><image:caption>The ceiling in the lobby. "Eve Leo" style at its best.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/alton-brown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alton brown</image:title><image:caption>This man taught me everything I know about yeast. And sock puppets. Alton Brown Photo By Lawrence Lansing [CC-BY-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/large__4261638740.jpg</image:loc><image:title>large__4261638740</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-10T23:53:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/01/09/monstrous-highs-and-record-lows/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/blanket-fort1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blanket fort</image:title><image:caption>I may not be getting much writing done, but this is a fun place to hang out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/390358153.jpg</image:loc><image:title>390358153</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/2640774622.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2640774622</image:title><image:caption>For a Missourian, this would be a problem.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/3171437048.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3171437048</image:title><image:caption>I guess we have to blame Mount Tambora for this, then.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-03T20:10:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/01/30/not-in-the-mood/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-30T21:53:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2013/08/22/get-a-bicycle-you-will-certainly-not-regret-it-if-you-live/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ramble2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ramble2</image:title><image:caption>That's a lot of people "really living" in the city of St. Louis.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ramble1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ramble1</image:title><image:caption>I don't know what this thing is, but it was probably the coolest vehicle in the ride.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/rambledogs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rambledogs</image:title><image:caption>Okay, so maybe "human-powered" isn't a strict requirement.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-30T17:32:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2013/10/17/no-shoes-required-my-life-as-well-travelled-sock-monkey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/steve-and-the-acrobat1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steve and the acrobat</image:title><image:caption>The ladies sure do love him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/hawaii-126.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hawaii 126</image:title><image:caption>Steve kicks back at a luau and sips some "pineapple juice."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/hawaii-0021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hawaii 002</image:title><image:caption>All buckled up and ready for takeoff!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:41:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2014/01/02/looming-rainbows/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-06T14:56:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2013/12/24/please-dont-look-at-me-like-that/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-24T21:40:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2013/12/12/one-lovely-blog-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-16T13:14:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2013/10/08/youre-it/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-30T15:47:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2013/11/27/the-practical-historian-takes-the-day-off/</loc><lastmod>2024-05-25T22:26:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2013/11/07/what-exactly-is-the-function-of-a-rubber-duck/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-14T17:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2013/10/31/i-bet-ghost-stories-are-even-scarier-in-pig-latin/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-31T16:20:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2013/10/03/true-tales-from-the-first-grade/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-17T20:10:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2013/09/17/in-recognition-of-the-little-guy/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-20T15:07:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2012/08/01/na-na-na-nana-na-na-nana-na-na/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-17T11:52:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2013/08/15/here-we-go/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-13T02:02:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2013/07/09/off-the-scale-and-into-the-box-to-grandmothers-house-we-go/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-11T16:02:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2013/05/16/2327/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-24T00:55:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2013/05/09/the-practical-historian-learns-a-new-word/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>001</image:title><image:caption>Because even though "blogiversary" remains a made-up word, it's still a thing. 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you see the head poking up?</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-21T13:11:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2012/09/20/avast-ye-wedding-lubbers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/blogwaterfall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blogwaterfall</image:title><image:caption>Multnomah Falls</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/before3439-19-09.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pirate Groomsmen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cover-photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Wedding Party</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cover-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cover photo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-21T13:11:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2012/09/14/something-kind-of-awesome/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-16T03:58:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2012/08/30/do-you-smell-coconut/</loc><lastmod>2023-06-30T22:26:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2012/08/22/the-trouble-with-wallabies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/0132.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happy Face on the Hill</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-28T02:55:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/2012/06/20/fact-this-blog-post-is-about-vampires/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sarah-angleton.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/lincolnax-e1340246349538.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lincoln 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