Occasionally someone will ask—either at a reading event or in casual conversation—whether I find it difficult to work at home. They wonder if I get distracted by the dishes or the errands or the dirty socks my children have inevitably left stuffed behind the couch cushions.
Of course, I have to admit that sometimes I do. Sitting behind a computer screen with no one to talk to except the dog (a good listener) and the chorus of characters (not great listeners) competing for attention in my head can get a little tiresome. Then the household stuff calls to me. It’s a convenient distraction—one I can always justify because those things need to get taken care of, too.
I generally reply that I get by because I’m list-maker and dedicated time manager, and I am, but I also have a special, motivational weapon in my arsenal, especially this time of year.
Like seriously cold. All. The. Time.
People have been finding clever ways to keep our environments warm pretty much since the invention of people, when cave men and cave women argued about how much to build up the campfire.
In ancient Rome, some buildings evidently used systems of pipes to force hot air from pockets of empty space beneath a fire into walls as a clever method of using radiant heat to warm up a room.
After a few dark and chilly centuries when heating returned to a more primitive style, other solutions began to emerge. In 13th century Europe, the Cistercian Order of monks began using diverted and heated river water to warm their monasteries. Better stoves and chimneys were developed through the 15th, 16th, and 17th centuries. Then Benjamin Franklin invented his (appropriately named) Franklin Stove in 1741, which proved to be a somewhat effective way to force warmth and smoke into a room in greater amounts than your average fireplace.
Over the next hundred years or so, Scotsman James Watt came up with a steam-driven heating system, Russian Franz San Galli invented the radiator, and American professor Warren Johnson patented the first thermostat, because he was tired of classrooms that were either too hot or too cold. I think we’ve all been there.
Just a few short years later in 1919, Alice H. Parker patented the first central heating system that used natural gas. An African American woman enduring harsh New Jersey winters, Parker said she developed the idea that formed an important basis for the convenient and safer heating systems of today because she was cold and her fireplace just wasn’t cutting it. I hear that.
According to a 2015 Dutch study, most women probably do. On average, the researchers found, ladies tend to be comfortable with a warmer ambient temperature than their gentleman counterparts do. The findings (which surprised absolutely no one who has ever attempted to share a home with a member of the opposite sex), sparked a discussion of whether office thermostats are sexist. Or something like that.
The idea was that back in the day when offices contained mostly men in three-piece suits, temperature levels were set for the comfort of those men. Today, as offices tend to contain more equal numbers of men and women, the temperatures remain set for ideal manly comfort standards. There’s a fancy formula engineers use to determine the optimal level of temperature comfort as determined by humidity, air temperature, and mean metabolic rates, etc. The problem, according to the study, is that the formula overestimates the amount of heat produced by a resting woman.
The differences have been attributed to estrogen production and muscle mass to fat ratios, which tend to be different between men and women. I don’t know that I would go so far to call the thermostat a source of inherent workplace sexism, but the struggle is real, and lots of women throughout the workforce carry an extra sweater to the office.
As someone who works primarily at home, I use the problem to my advantage, because I am the lone female living with three males. Through the winter, my house is always at least 2 (or 3 or 4) degrees colder than I’d like it to be. Yes, when my sons head off to school and my husband to work, I could turn up the thermostat and no one would complain.
Instead, I walk down the stairs and through a long hallway to my hidey hole office in the basement where I close the door and turn on my own personal space heater, before sitting down to work. Pretty soon, the dishes and the errands and the dirty socks begin to call to me, when the words don’t want to flow and the character voices have gone silent. When that happens, all I have to do is step outside of my office into my cold, cold house. I don’t stay there for long.
8 thoughts on “So Cold: The Secret to My Success”
Soooo interesting! I am always cold as well. I worked in a television office for a long time and it was FRIGID in there. I felt so stupid having to dress so warm even in the middle of summer. I had no idea so much went into it!
I’m always freezing and my kids make fun of me. They are always rolling down car windows in the middle of winter while I’m trying to turn up the heat.
Since I spend my entire day guzzling hot tea, hot water, hot coffee, hot soup and dressed in at least 3 layers of clothes, I completely understand the woes of working from home. To save money, we typically keep the house at a balmy 62…when we’re feeling really wild we bump it up to 65. Still, it’s usually my husband who wants to crank the heat up higher than I do…I’m the bigger cheapskate, I’ll just grab another layer and another cup of tea. Maybe I should look into one of those toasty three-piece suits. :))
That’s the real reason I don’t turn up the heat. I’m also cheap, but we have had to come to a little bit of a compromise. The makes in my family would happily keep it even colder than we do. I’m the happy one in the summer, though because we’re still cheap and I don’t mind a hot, stuffy house.
Great read Sarah. Hope all is well with you. Although, I’m the warm one in our house, and Dave’s the freezing one. LOL
It’s a challenge to stay warm in your corner of the world I hear!
I am using your idea today, as I also work from home and am usually cold. Today my heater is not quite keeping up with the frigid temperatures, so I put the space heater right next to my PC and I am getting lots of work done. On the “sexist” issue, I have often thought about it when going to a fancy gathering, such as a company holiday party. The temperature always seems to be set for the men in suits, who also get to wear socks. If they want us women to wear little cocktail dresses with strappy heels (and they do!), they should set the thermostat to a comfortable level for OUR bare shoulders and feet.
That’s a good point. I was thinking of the office where it’s appropriate to wear a sweater. I hadn’t considered the cocktail party scenario.