In April of 1716, the crew of the French vessel Ste. Marie got a strange and probably pretty scary surprise. Off the coast of Cuba, the ship, carrying at least 30,000 pieces of eight, was flanked by two small vessels full of pirates who were armed to the teeth and were otherwise as naked as the day they were born.
It had been eight months or so since eleven of twelve Spanish ships transporting a large haul of treasure from the New World to the old had fallen victim to a hurricane and wrecked off the coast of Florida. The tragedy claimed as many as 1,500 lives and quickly attracted the attention of treasure hunters, including partners Paulsgrave Williams and Samuel Bellamy who sailed from Cape Cod, arriving in the fall after much of the treasure had already been plundered.
Of the two, Bellamy was the experienced sailor and the historical rumor mill suggests that he had a pretty good reason for needing that treasure. He had met the girl of his dreams but her father refused the poor young man’s plea to marry his daughter. Frustrated at the lack of treasure, Bellamy, who would later come to be known as Black Sam, turned to piracy because, obviously, it’s every father’s dream for his daughter to marry a pirate.
And he was a really good pirate, actually one of the most successful of the Golden Age of Piracy despite a relatively short run. He often shared his ill-gotten wealth with those who needed it most, earning a reputation as the Robinhood of pirates. A brilliant strategist, he went out of his way to minimize violence, even stripping to the buff in order to shock the crew and take the Ste. Marie without a single shot fired.
And despite his nakedness, he allegedly treated his captives with respect, preferring “Please and thank you, sirs” to “Arrr. Walk the plank, ye black-hearted bilge rats!” That may be something to bear in mind as we celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day coming up this Sunday, September 19th.
You will be celebrating Talk Like a Pirate Day, yes? Among all the thousands of ridiculous made-up holidays and “official” recognition days that have been crowded onto our calendars over the years, this one is definitely on my short list of favorites (Pi Day on March 14 claims the top spot).
Originally created by some guy in Oregon as a way to pillage some fun on the date of his ex-wife’s birthday, the probably-not-so-celebration-worthy event attracted notice when humor columnist Dave Barry wrote about it in 2002. So now, people in the know, spend the day calling one another scurvy dogs and saying Yo ho ho a lot.
And why not? Historians may argue that outside of Disney movies pirates probably didn’t actually talk all that differently than the rest of us, but it’s kind of a fun challenge to try to work shiver me timbers into a conversation. Go ahead and give it a try; talk like a pirate. Just maybe think twice before dressing like one.
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Arrggh! This be a most timely post. Me grandson and I celebrate this illustrious holiday every year.
May ye two ‘ave a grand celebration! Me ‘n me buckos will be partyin’ too.
Yo ho ho my hearties, and shiver me timbers – I too have “quietly” celebrated this feast since 2002! Although I sometimes confuse it all with Tintin and end up saying “Great blistering barnacles”!
I’m trying to imagine how to celebrate “quietly.” Not sure I could manage a whispered “Arrr.” But you know, historically speaking, I think “Great blistering barnacles” is every bit as authentic. I’ll allow it.
Or UN-dressing like one hehehe
Exactly. Though I might give a naked pirate a few pieces of eight just to get him to go away.
Haha! Never knew that! In pirate school, I’d have to walk the plank!
Now I want to go to pirate school!
It would be fun I think 🙂
Arrrrgh! Oi often celebrate talk like a poirate day, me hearties. Only until about 10 am, though, owing to the ‘arrrrghs’ being rather hard on the throat.
Hard on the people around you, too, I imagine, at least if they’re not also engaging in piratical fun. 😊