When at the age of ten, Christopher Walker began serving as ship-boy to his father’s merchant vessel, he could not have known how dramatically it would affect his wardrobe choices. Christopher’s father had begun his career similarly, as ship-boy on Columbus’s Santa Maria and that career ended on his young son’s first voyage when the ship fell under attack by violent pirates.
All aboard were lost, save one. Christopher washed up on the shore of Bengalla, a made-up setting that is vaguely jungle-like, where he was saved by a tribe of pygmy people called Bandars, which is also made up and is almost certainly a little racist.
The orphaned Christopher regained his strength there among these friendly people and took the “Oath of the Skull,” saying, “I swear to devote my life to the destruction of piracy, greed, cruelty, and injustice, in all their forms!” Then he tacked on, as ten-year-olds are apt to do, “My sons and their sons will follow me.”
Christopher made good on his vow by moving into a “skull cave” secret lair and wearing his underwear on the outside. Four hundred years later, on February 17, 1936, his story was revealed to the world by the King Features Syndicate. He became known as the Phantom, or sometimes as “The Ghost Who Walks” or “The Man Who Cannot Die,” what with his descendants continuing to take the reins, giving him the appearance of immortality.
In reality, neither Christopher nor his twentieth century iteration Kip, ever had any super powers. He’s always been a talented martial artist, a decent linguist, an exceptional intellect, and the perfect specimen of fitness. You’d really only know he’s a superhero at all because of his skin-tight purple outfit, stylish mask, and his skull ring that leaves an impression on the recipients of his powerful punch. If that’s not enough, he also hangs out with a couple of trained homing pigeons. He even has a movie, though I never saw it:
Some superhero historians (who probably live in their mothers’ basements) don’t even credit the Phantom, created by Lee Falk and Ray Moore, with being the first real superhero because he lacked powers. They’d rather give the credit to Superman who didn’t arrive on scene until two years later than his purple predecessor.
Superpowers or not, the Phantom had a silly outfit, a secret hideout, a tragic backstory, and a constantly endangered girlfriend. I admit that, as I often tell my sons, I don’t really superhero, but that sound like the real deal to me. And as far I could find, the Phantom was never rendered powerless by some glowing green rock.
Of course, I mean no offense to Superman. He has that cool crystal cave thing, plenty of past trauma, terrible taste in women, and questionable fashion sense. I celebrate all heroes, at least today, because I very recently learned that today is National Superhero Day here in the US.
National Superhero Day has been celebrated every April 28 since 1995. That’s when the pretentiously named Marvel Cinematic Universe declared it a day for turning our attention to their movies and merchandizing that are so ubiquitous, we usually just kind of tune them out. Also, I think we’re supposed to thank police officers and the like, even though they might be somewhat less heroic since they tend to wear their underpants on the insides of their uniforms.
As I mentioned, I don’t superhero much, but this whole thing got me thinking that I should designate a day myself. April 28 is already pretty crowded, so I am declaring right now that tomorrow, April 29, 2022 will be the first annual celebration of Read a Book by Sarah Angleton Day. Feel free to observe it on Saturday if that works better for your schedule. Spread the word!
13 thoughts on “A Day for Heroes”
🙂 Love it!
I’m looking forward to celebrating Read a Book by M.B. Henry Day. It’s coming up quickly!
Yyyup! Less than two weeks to go!!
I am at a loss. I’ve read all the books – and despite my skin-tight purple outfit and stylish mask no one looks at me twice. I shall however dutifully (and enthusiastically) re-read a couple of launched sheep.
While wearing your purple suit I hope. 😊
I like to read with a bit of modesty.
Well, for you information I reread Ä Hairy Tax” and “Smarty Pants”!
I have just the way to celebrate thanks to a book I won recently.
I read the Phantom, both the modern and the vintage version on Comics Kingdom. My opinion is that he is respectful toward the Bandar people. Batman’s story, in this context, seems familiar.
I admit I’ve not read any of it. The reference to possible racism that I saw suggested that the meaning of the name Bandar is a word for monkey. It was a different time with different sensitivities and the choice was probably not made with malice. And yes, if Batman is a superhero, then I don’t see why the Phantom wouldn’t be.
So the cool crystal cave thing isn’t an ideal habitat to talk about to women? But Lois rocked there.
‘Hey come back with me, cause you’ll find it cool’.
Lois was a special lady. Apparently.
Why didn’t you like Lois?
Yes, she slept with Superman in the cool cave thing. It seemed they were well-fitted out in bed because it had fluffy-cavelike decore silicon sheets.
I have nothing against Lois really. She is the perfect damsel in distress girlfriend for a superhero.